Euphemism for cock drawings. Used to fool teachers or other authority into thinking that said drawings are really actually cactus flowers and not boners.
Something like 8% of guys do it
Something like 8% of guys do it
Teacher: Billy, I can't believe you are drawing boners again!
Billy: They're not boners they are cactus flowers ma'am.
Billy: They're not boners they are cactus flowers ma'am.
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Name given to male genitalia from which the pubic hair has been shaven but has begun to grow back, and has made said genitalia prickly.
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--why?
--cuz last nite, he wanted to touch my legs and i didnt let him
--why?
--cuz, i got cactus legs, i have shaved in a week!
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--cuz last nite, he wanted to touch my legs and i didnt let him
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--cuz, i got cactus legs, i have shaved in a week!
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That cactus shanked me
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Get the cactus mug.The feeling of itchyness that occurs from having pubic hair grow back a little while after you shave. It usually only lasts for a short while, until the hair grows more fully or the person shaves again. When the person shaves again, however, cactus crotch is sure to come back temporarily.
I am always itching my private regions whenever I get cactus crotch. I generally get funny looks in public when I do so, and I like to wear sweatpants when I have the infirmity.
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"Berlin was cactus rammed by the Red Army near the end of the second world war."
"Toussaint L'Overture cactus rammed the whole of Paris in one glorious afternoon."
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