Cumgus

Like fungus....from a cumsock.

What the hell is that stink in your room?
Oh that? That’s just the cumgus.

by Lazy Native January 24, 2020

Albert camus

Albert Camus is(actually was, sadly😔) a really hot french guy.

"omg, u r reading"the stranger ""
"Yeah, I love Albert Camus "
-"we all do"

by bellobelisimo September 28, 2022

This shit cums

When a song sounds good and you want to show how much you like it

Person 1: did you hear this new shrek all star remix, here listen to it!
Person 2: wow, this shit cums

by Nairnia February 4, 2021

Comus

a really great psych-folk band from the 70s

"Down like a movie star", by Comus

by spacey stacy July 23, 2008

Spontaneous Cumbustion

The process by which, through the ingestion of an unruly quantity of phosphorous, one's ejaculate spontaneously erupts into flames upon expulsion from the penis causing widespread fear and panic.

Dave and Marie were dating until Dave's spontaneous cumbustion all over Marie resulting in a sudden case of the funerals.

by Diction.net February 24, 2015

cummusical

when someone plays something through there instrument, be it an electric or a classical one, and it sounds so musically amazing that those looking upon you see a look on your face as if you are a girl getting cummed on

"dude, dave mustaine playing the solo in Tornado of Souls was a cummusical experience for me"

"dude, when that french horn player hit a high C the saucy sound pierced through my ears quite cummusically"

by Hen Kenry December 17, 2008

cumbusting

ejaculating much faster than you had expected.

That chick was so good at head, I was cumbusting in her mouth without any warning!

by owner of a psychotic dog October 17, 2014