CTFU

Used in texting, email, blogs, etc, its short for Cracking The Fuck Up;
Laughing really hard,

Bob: what do you call a dead blonde in a closet
Tom: I don't know, what do you call her?
Bob: Last year's hide-n-go-seek champion!
Tom: hahaha ctfu good one.

by LinaBeana June 12, 2010

ctfu

a word that only black girls use in a fight on facebook

ctfu , whateva make yu feel gud abut yurslef girll lls.

by whitechick<3 September 19, 2010

ctfu

meaning cut the fuck up

girl, You know i like to ctfu at the clubs

by dreadcity January 10, 2011

CTFU

CTFU means “carb the fuck up.”

Durian Rider (author of CTFU): “Eat more to live more. Carbs are your friend. Every fucking meal: carb the fuck up!”

by Max Sievers January 16, 2015

CTFU

Chill the fuck up

Mom, would you just CTFU.

by Dr Works May 6, 2011

CTFU

Capture The Fucking Urinal

facebook Status: "CTFU"

Comment: "CTFU: Capture the FUCKING Urinal"

by NOyourmad January 9, 2012

costfucker

Original name: Costcutter. Chain of shitty, high-priced convenience shops. Usually do deals on beer. Can also be open 24hours.

Just going to costfucker to get sum rizlas

by No.Mad.Ic January 28, 2007