Cranktankerous

crank·tan·ker·ous
adj.

1. Having a bad disposition.

2. Ill-tempered.

After boozing it up all night, Kelly woke up the next morning feeling cranktankerous and ready for a fight.

by hibelu September 1, 2008

cranktacular

adj. so beautiful that it inspires furious masturbation. usually used to describe a woman.

That chick's ass is so cranktacular.

by Elvis November 10, 2003

crunktackular

adj. A state in which one is crunk (crazy + drunk) and tacky to a spectacular level. Similar to tacky fabulous, but requires a high level of drunkenness or some other form of intoxication.

After those Grey Goose lemon drops, I must have been pretty crunktackular. I woke up in the backseat of a Hummer with three broken nails and no panties.

Did that bitch just vomit into her Dior clutch? Crunktackular!

by Tacky Bitch July 25, 2006

crunktional

when you are shitfaced drunk or possibly also twisted, but you can still function well enough not to get caught.

me and my homies went to a party and took 30 bong hits of some chron and then finished a bottle of 151, right beofore we left, but it was ok, we were CRUNKTIONAL so our parents didnt even know.

by kareem abdul jabar September 20, 2008

crnkd

Getting fucked up beyond belief

Let's get fucking crnkd tonight

by crnkduser January 8, 2019

crunktard

(n.) a poser that pretends that they are from the Dirty South hip-pop culture movement, typically found in suburban areas and what is generally considered 'flyover' country between US coastlines. Natural habitat can exist anywhere outside of the ATL. Usually found at local shopping centers, and can be readily identifed by Fubu plumage, fake diamonds, and mouth full of assorted metals.

Those rims that John just put on his Ford Fiesta are uttlerly crunktarded.

by patocka September 14, 2006

crunktrol

Being crazy drunk combined with the word control

Last night that party was out of crunktrol, there was a sea of silver cans on that table.

by CRP August 28, 2005