Create Optionality

Sneaky way to say cheat in a committed relationship.

To leave ones options open (to cheat)

I didn't mean to hurt you- I just needed to create optionality in our relationship.

by babimia September 11, 2020

Dracula in Cleats

n. Nickname of Hall of Fame Middle Linebacker Jack Lambert of the Pittsburgh Steelers of the 70's and 80's. Due to a basketball (or weightlifting) accident (reports differ), his upper incisors were knocked out, so his upper canines appeared to be very large, not unlike Count Dracula's. At first, he wore dentures while playing. Eventually, he realized his visage without dentures (downright monstrous) matched his play, and added to his abilities in intimidating opposing offenses. His intensity and intimidation are a bit of contrast to the cerebral play of team-mate and fellow HOFer Jack Ham, aka "Dobre Shunka."

"Dracula in Cleats" was NFL Defensive Player of the Year twice.

by Dan Weyandt December 12, 2007

Tyler The Creator

The smartest and most iconic creature to ever grace this earth

Tyler The Creator

by Soulja Boy is a Drake fangirl April 2, 2020

Cunted Creature

A fond way to refer to a female of any species especially humans as it refers to the most precious part of the female anatomy.

I work with a whole lot of cunted creatures

by CuntSpreader October 11, 2019

Cheating Husband

Cowardly married man who cheats with his coworker for years on his wife and family of 16 years and then RUNS away like a little bitch when confronted. Then he moves in with the still married slut with 3 kids from different men.

Everyone at work knew that Bill is a Cheating Husband by the way he played with that slut.

by unicorntiny November 15, 2016

cheating bastard

See Cheating husband....Man who took a vow in marriage and then screws his slut of a coworker for year before the wife and family of 16 years finds out. Once confronted, the bastard runs away without an apology or explanation.

We all knew Bill was a cheating bastard, because his history is that he can't be alone, and always finds another before ending his current marriage.

by unicorntiny November 23, 2016

Blockberry Creative

a company made by flops that are going in debt which only made a few bucks from the girl group LOONA trying to save their ass

person 1: hey do you stan loona?
person 2: oh the group that’s owned by the worlds most biggest flop called blockberry creative??

by loona4eva March 26, 2022