brown crayola

A sticky turd that can't be nipped off cleanly even by the strongest nipsy and every wipe leaves a thick brown stripe down the paper until the wiper gives up and resigns himself to a day of anal discomfort. See Golf Arse

Where's all the toilet paper gone, that was a new roll this morning?

Sorry pet, I've got the brown crayola

by Doc Sos September 3, 2006

Crayon-eaters

People who main Titans in Destiny 2.

Guy 1: Yeah, I main Hunter in pvp
Guy 2: Hunters are pussies, Titans are way better
Guy 1: Fucking crayon-eaters, all they do is punch shit lmao

by whataboomer December 14, 2019

meat crayon

A person who face plants with significant velocity.

"Man did you see that LiveLeak video of that helmet-less biker? Quite the meat crayon.

by Toasterizer June 4, 2016

Grand Crayon

The 96-crayon box made by Crayola. This size box is usually bought by parents whose child is yelling because they love coloring.

One parent to another: "We had to buy the Grand Crayon because Susie thinks she is in love with her coloring books."

by geniusonwheels February 3, 2009

crayonabilism

The act of eating crayons. Popular among canines and preschoolers.

Abby's well pocked, malformed crayons were a sure sign of crayonabilism. Rainbow colored poo is sure to follow.

by jlgenory August 17, 2010

craslo

A word I just made up so I could write something on urban dictionary. It's a substitution for any cuss word.

What the craslo is that dude?

by Narwhal Hunter July 5, 2012

purple crayon chaser

A white chick who only has sex with black dudes. Purple crayon being a black penis.

That white bitch is a purple crayon chaser

by Purplenurple December 4, 2013