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CRS

Compagnie Republique de Securite. French riot police. Mainly recruit in the countryside as most riots occur in the town, so they get the opportunity to wop, tear-gas and water-cannon townies.
The Parisians hippies were rioting again, so the CRS went and cracked some skulls.
by fubarderby June 6, 2004
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cr

Pronounced as /kurr/. To go to the comfort room, bathroom, or toilet either to urinate or to defecate.
I'll just cr for a while.
by JM Pogi March 31, 2008
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CR

To forget to do something that should come naturally.

Coined from the phrase: "Corona Reduction". Often preceeded by a night out on the town or the result of old age.
I stopped my motorcycle, forgot to put my foot down, and fell over. "I pulled a CR".
by Aero Pharoe August 6, 2007
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CRS

Can't Roll for Shit: a gamer term denoting someone who frequently has bad dice rolls, especially at critical times. Originally used in role-playing games, where the consequence of bad rolls often means death for your character.

Many games require rolling dice to generate random numbers so that the results of an action are not foreseeable. Over time, results should be distributed fairly evenly, but someone suffering from CRS tends to have more than his fair share of unfavorable results. In games that are largely luck-driven, like Risk, no amount of good strategy can overcome CRS. In less-luck-oriented games, like Monopoly, good play can still sometimes overcome bad rolls.
"Man, I rolled another critical fumble! I got CRS today 'cause I can't roll for shit!"
by TheDS2 April 14, 2010
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cr

shortcut for "can't read".
cr usually follows after some interesting quote in some dubious debate on the internet.
by blooez January 29, 2008
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CRS

Wow, she suffers from an extreme case of CRS.
by udaman_us January 14, 2008
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cr

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