CPAP

A medical device - in the form of a a machine - used to treat Sleep Apnea, Lou Gerhig's Disease, and a few other conditions. It works by blowing pressurized air (not oxygen) into the notrils.

CPAP is an acronym for "Continuous Positive Air Pressure).

If you use a CPAP machine effectively, you will not snore.

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

cpap woody

The incredibly hard, eye popping, blue vein throbber of a hard-on reached during the air pressure ramp up cycle of a CPAP sleep apnea machine.

Example sentence: although the cpap's face mask ruled out the possibility of a Tahitian face maskbefore bed, Allison did enjoy riding that uber CPAP woody in reverse cowgirl while redirecting a queef out her ass

by h0wl1n6w0lf May 10, 2016

Cpatton Movie Surprise

When someone cuts a hole in the popcorn container at the movie theater and puts their dick in it then gets another guy to feel around in the popcorn container and then eat the popcorn after the load has been blown on it.

When cpatton had some guy give him the cpatton movie surprise.

by SierraFu October 21, 2006

cpas

Essentially caps misspelled on purpose to show direct ignorance and stupidity. Often used on forums to "troll"

OMG HALO IS TEH MOSTEST BEST GAME CUZ IT HAS PEW PEW GUNZ AND SUCH!!1!cpas

by HotepAnth October 19, 2010

Dirty CPAP

A sexual position where the nose is placed into the vagina and a deep in-breath is taken.

"Imma give my man a dirty cpap tonight."

by your_nightstand_water_glass February 19, 2018

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Cpaperoo

When one fucks a woman intensely and ends up blocking her number and all social media the day after

I gave the Anna a cpaperoo the day after we fucked.

by Kiwi Banga February 24, 2018