cotton candy income

An income that appears adequate, but melts away to nothing almost at once.

#1: What do you mean you can't afford to go out? It's payday, and you had a raise last month!

#2: (Sighs) "Nah, I have a cotton candy income. Just as soon as the rent, rates and taxes, insurance and credit card installment go off I'll be back in the red..."

by mynah1 September 15, 2009

adam colton

The god/ Tony Hawk of Longboarding

Holy shit look at Adam Colton do work!!!

by Drumsrsweet413 June 18, 2008

Cotton Ballz

An old dude with a wooly, white haired scrotum.

Way too many cotton ballz in the gym locker room today.

by Eaton Holgoode April 6, 2017

Seal Cotton

Something bizarre or shocking that would provoke a WTF response. The origin of this phrase is the French phrase "ouate de phoque," which translates as "seal cotton," but sounds remarkably like "what the fuck."

-Wasn't the Kikkoman Soy Sauce video the weirdest thing you've ever seen?
-Yeah, it was all kinds of seal cotton.

by carpe_noctem December 24, 2009

The Colton Special

When a guy brings a girl into the community study room in a college dorm and proceeds to get a blowjob from said girl.

Last night he brought me back to his dorm common room and we did The Colton Special. It was crazy how he lasted only 30 seconds then came all over my face!

by suspiciousman30102 October 25, 2022

touch cotton

when a poop crowns out of the anus far enough to touch the underwear, thus soiling it.

"I thought I had my bowels under control, but I touched cotton on the sixth green and had to leave the round to go change."

by colonel Hogan May 13, 2003

Shitting in high cotton

Southern term = We got it made---as in the cotton is high enough to hide us while we take a shit.

"We are shitting in high cotton now boy"the old man said as he unhitched the mule from the wagon."Where is your sister?"

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004