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Condomate

The act of mounting a condom onto your penis, can also be used as 'Condomation'
Girl: You ready babe?

Man: One minute I have to Condomate
by Sebubby January 14, 2020
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Cotton Candy Candidate

Barack Hussein Obama - Presidential candidate that is all sweet and fluffy. He makes you feel good, but his words have no real substance.
by MOPNB May 12, 2008
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candidate

A candidate is the prospective recipient of an award or honor or a person seeking or being considered for some kind of position.

A sweat-inducing fecal discharge you enter in to the Poop of the Year competition, usually characterized by teeth-grinding, hole burning and otherwise uncomfortable toilet sitting.
Afterward; a sense of transcendence and accomplishment followed by peace and happiness/better fitting pants.

Sarah Palin
Bob: Dude you OK?

You: Yeah, I just dropped off a candidate at the ballot box

Bob: Candidate? For what?

You: Poop of the Year
by Redeye Knight July 22, 2009
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Unserious Candidate

A man or woman that plays with peoples hearts, dates multiple people. Under the guise of “I’m looking for love” when in actual fact they are just professional time wasters
Girl don’t listen to him he’s an unserious candidate stop wasting your time.
by AAVE uk April 15, 2020
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manchurian candidate

One who has been brainwashed into preforming actions (such as assassination) upon recieving a special code word or phrase. The candidate acts and behaves normally before recieving the trigger, with no knowledge of what he will do, or what he has done while under the influence of mind control.
The assassination of the president was carried out by a manchurian candidate, under the control of a foreign power.
by laguna72 July 31, 2004
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Bethbearian Cantidate

Hey, who did the Bethbearian Cantidate fuck this time? I got $20 that its Nick next time.
by Ricky Roo Roo February 27, 2005
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The Manchurian Candidate

Reference to one’s own penis during an unexpected or unwanted erection
“I saw this hot chick at the bar and The Manchurian Candidate went rock hard, it was out of control dude, the thing has a mind of its own”

“I was talking to Betty at the swimming pool, when all of the sudden The Manchurian Candidate sprung into action… I was so embarrassed”
by tl77 November 26, 2010
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