Concreature

Noun. Popularized by Detroit rapper Boldy James, "concreature" combines the words "con," "concrete," and "creature" to emphasize the lowest state of existence (literally being criminal--"con" or "convict," base level--"concrete," and being a "creature" --not even resembling a wild animal).

This portmanteau is self explanatory, but carries many negative connotations in its use. "Con" represents being an actual criminal. "Concrete" literally conveys being on concrete or gravel, similar to an unwanted weed growing in the cracks of the sidewalk or a drug dealer making sales on his assigned corner. It also represents literal ground level.

"Creature" not only represents something that is sub-human, but it also represents something that is literally created through the circumstances of its existence.

A "concreature" represents the lowest level of existence that was created by an inequitable society that allowed an entire city to rot and fail due to racism, classicism, unfettered capitalism, crime, and political corruption.

Concreature: "We got the drug-free school zone high."

Average person: "You're a grimy ass concreature."

by Dmja1992 June 10, 2021

Concrete Sex

Concrete sex is when a man is giving anal and knocks the person receiving the anal out. As they have knocked them out the muscles in the anus grow tight and trap your penis inside the anus until the receiving person wake up.

I was having Concrete Sex with jenny the other day and I knocked her out cold for 30mins. Mate my dick went numb

by Calhayes1 May 10, 2014

post concert depression

the feeling of ultimate sadness of going to a concert and not knowing what to do with yourself after because life feels so empty when ur not looking forward to that consent

“why’s ariella so sad”

“bro u didn’t heard? she went to a harry styles concert last night and she’s having really bad post concert depression”
“o shit”

by a r i e l l a 😌💞🤑🥶 December 14, 2019

Concert Cuckold

a.The individual (usually male) holding a girl on his shoulders at a concert to facilitate her "flashing".

b. Degree of which being proportional to the amount of photography and strangers copping a feel.

Dave held his wife Mary-Sue on his shoulders at the Lynard Skynard concert so she could flash the band. The crowd all took pictures and felt her up. Dave was a really big Concert Cuckold!

by GunslingerX February 17, 2009

cold concrete

Some think it causes piles.

Don't sit on cold concrete or you will get painful piles hemorrhoids.

by gammarock February 25, 2005

concrete fever

a term used to describe an overzealous construction worker's state of mind when pouring concrete. Usually characterized by irritability, yelling, and generally unpleasant behavior.

The foreman is being a total douchebag today because he has concrete fever.

by Johnnybunch January 23, 2009

post-concert syndrome

The condition developed by some concertgoers after a concert which causes them to feel the urge to buy the entire artist/band's discography and obsess over every detail of their history. This condition typically lasts 1-2 months after the concert, or until the person has acquired everything associated with the band.

Ryan: Hey, what's with Bill?
Dave: He just got back from the Van Halen concert. He's got post-concert syndrome.
Ryan: Oh, that explains having Panama on repeat for the past 6 days.

by C. Hunter May 3, 2012