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commiting a Fallony

v. Repeating, re-tweeting, or otherwise distributing, in butchered form, jokes or "bits" that Jimmy Fallon did on his show, or pretending a joke is from Fallon when you made it up yourself.

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So then he said, I think I've got this right, "Why are they just looking for Pings when there are lots of other Chinese folks missing?"

I'm gonna have to stop you right there. You are totally commiting a Fallony.
by gnostic 2 April 13, 2014
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Spam comments/spam commenting

Commenting on social media’s like instagram and/or youtube that have nothing to do with the post or video,
Usually asking for likes
Duuude brad just commented “drop snap names tryna fill my map” it’s so annoying!
Yooo he’s just spam comments/spam commenting
Yooo he probably has ligma
by Its_thecoolguy July 27, 2018
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Cloud commenting

Tendency for all youtube account holders to share one common brain of deeply inadequate creativity. All comments are recycled for every clip replacing one or two words to "simulate" rather than achieve relevance.
thumbs up if......
Bieber.......
X people .....(insert generic insult); where X= no. of thumbs down.

Yet another example of cloud commenting.
by Jould like contact. January 25, 2011
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Cumsitting

Cum on your chair and sit on it.
I walked in on my bro cumsitting last night I was like "dude, lock the freakin' door!"
by chead August 26, 2010
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Commiting a Cruz

The act where you blow a game a game of 8 ball pool when you have the black ball left to sink
Fred: OH NO!!!
John: What?
Fred: IM Commiting A Cruz!!!
John: Lol xD
by 8 ball player September 4, 2019
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projectile commenting

Talking so loudly (especially on a cell phone) that everyone within earshot hears. Often done by self-aggrandizing poseurs who want people to notice them.
"I asked the waiter to move us to a different table, because that show business agent wanna-be was projectile commenting about his meeting with George Clooney"
by Ourmanflint1 December 19, 2007
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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