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Colonel Cluster Fuck

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A new derogatory term referring to President George W. Bush. Popularized by Danny from tourretesguy.com
"What do you think about George Bush?"

"You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?"
by Lockdown91 June 7, 2007
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A really cool unit in CnC Generals and Zero Hour, armed with a minigun, explosives, stealth and a knife. Use him well and he can wipe out half a base alone!
That Colonel Burton done some work before you killed him! LOL
by Luke16_89 September 8, 2008
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Colonel Trautmann

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The mentor and commanding officer of John Rambo. Was captured by Vietnamese soldiers at one point, but Rambo busted him out. Colonel Trautmann likes to point out to people what a bad-ass Rambo is.
"This mission is over, Rambo!"
by crazyrabbits June 4, 2005
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The blowjob a man receives from his female boss.

"There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, 'cause this is true: if you haven't gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by." - Colonel Nathan R. Jessup. A Few Good Men.

P: J, I need you to stay late this evening.
J: Is the budget due tomorrow?
P: Yes, and if we get everything knocked out quickly, we'll wrap things up with a Colonel Jessup.
Mike did not want to admit to his co-workers, nor his wife that sometimes his business trips included a night cap and a Colonel Jessup.
by HolsingerTX September 6, 2014
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Colonel Regret

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The feeling you have between 45 minutes and 1 hour after eating kfc where you feel sick from the grease
It is an accepted part of eating kfc that within an hour you will generally experience colonel regret unless you are a seasoned colonel veteran
by Browntown154 December 20, 2014
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The "Colonel Sanders" is when your girlfriend or wife gives you oral sex. You cum above her upper lip and make a mustache. Then you put a little on her chin, for the goatee.

There are a couple variations to this:

A "Colonel Sanders with a Pearl Tooth" is the above action but when your partner smiles, you squeeze a little cum on her front tooth.

A "Colonel Sanders with a Monacle" is the above action and you put the last bit of cum in her eye.
He wanted to surprise his girlfriend so he gave her the Colonel Sanders last night.
by thecolonel-2010 October 14, 2010
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