Cola

A soda can from the object show community, also very stupid and idiotic.

Only used in the osc (object show community).
Did you see that soda can? He sure is a Cola.

by AnIdioydvgfdg November 7, 2021

Cola

Shorted version of coke a cola.

I had some cola today.

by Booms1234 March 8, 2023

Čola

A black person who lives in a very rural place, like next to a swamp or farm.

Person 1: "Is Čola on his way yet?"
Person 2: "No, he's getting whipped on his cotton farm."

by GuyWhosVeryCool August 24, 2025

Cola Bottle

1 - A delicious form of sweetie.
2 - A form of masturbation where the neck of a cola bottle is used in replacement of a dildo.
3 - The container in which coca cola is held.

1 - "Yummy! I got some cola bottles!"
2 - "Wow! That was some awesome cola bottle-ing I did last night!"
3 - "I prefer my coca cola in its bottle than in a glass..."

by DINOSAURrawr May 18, 2009

cola bitch

a person who drinks for 1 night only, and who decides instead of getting back on it in the morning, buys a bottle of cola and goes home!

gary is a cola bitch

by paul74 August 21, 2013

Cola War

When Pepsi or Coca-Cola comes out with a drink that the other competitor doesn't have.

Pepsi - Coca-Cola
Diet Pepsi - Diet Coke
Pepsi Vanilla - Vanilla Coke
Wild Cherry Pepsi - Cherry Coke
Pepsi Lime - Coke with Lime
Pepsi One - Coca-Cola Zero

There is no substitute for Coke, so there should not be another Cola War.

by Angry Salamander July 6, 2006

Cola cucking

The act of taking your friends wife or girlfriend into a bar bathroom and using a pipe to jet rum and cola into her rectum, then forcing her to shit into a container, and using the mixture as a lubricant for violent sex.

Lily:"Take me to the doctor, I got a yeast infection because me and John were Cola Cucking last night at the bar."
Hannah: "ok, Jesus."

by ZeroPointPortal September 25, 2017