Cockeye

A person who can't see things properly

This cockeye person took my phone instead of his!

by Holyflamer July 8, 2017

cock eyed

When a male is getting head the female is cock eyed because she is looking down at the dick while sucking it.

Dick in her mouth, now shes cock eyed.

by Dat Blood July 29, 2008

Cockeye

When a male pokes a female in the eye with his penis

"Oh my god, you let him do that to you?, you are such a cockeye"

by Disteny April 9, 2003

cock eyed muff monster

the bitch next door with the crazy eye

my life is shit, hell i live next to a cock eyed muff monster

by boarder1290 December 23, 2006

cock-eyed

1. Someone who is cross-eyed

2. Describing a person's cross-eyed look when a penis is present in between their eyes and they attempt to focus on it.

That bitch seems to be cock-eyed.

by Mr. Slicerz October 16, 2005

cock-eyed

When a girl hangs upside down and you shove your cock in her mouth and your balls hang infront of her eyes.

I cock-eyed your mom last night

by NowThatsQualityTV August 3, 2009

Cock-eyed.

A way of saying something is messed up or went wrong.

1:
Woman:"What's wrong?"

Woman's best friend:"I stubbed my toe, now it's all cock-eyed."

2:
Wife: "Is the new table ready to be brought in?"

Husband:"No, I broke a screw now it's all cock-eyed"

by Kayaluki!!! September 5, 2009