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"Hey look, Sam bought his coat (mrs) to the pub again"
COAT by 3machine September 15, 2022
Cunt Of A Thing- used to describe someone or something that is beyond simply being referred to as a cunt, as cunts are still desirable and useful.
Wow, Mel is such a COAT!!! I’m so glad I don’t have to put up with her anymore!!
COAT by Smartmouth78 August 18, 2023
Cutest of all time
Ross is such a cutie - he’s the COAT.
COAT by rapidsloth May 18, 2025
Acronym c.o.a.t. chance of ass tonight?
Text: hey is their a coat? (Chance of ass tonight?)
Coat by Aruokman October 17, 2025

Coat-hangered 

Being so drunk you aren't able to walk independently, and must be held up like a coathanger
'Man, i was absolutely coat-hangered last night XD'
Coat-hangered by Dr John the Third February 25, 2019

coat the bowl 

Explosive diarhea usually combined with powerful farts that result in a shit-splattered toilet bowl.
I didn't want to, but I had the shits so bad I knew it was unavoidable to coat the bowl.