caolainn is an irish name - slender and fair . she is funny sound dependable a great kisser trustworthy nice pretty and sometimes stubborn . caolainn will always have a crush on the person you leat expect her too have a crush on .
“caolainn is the funniest girl” “caolainn has the nicest booty” “did you here caolainn has a crush on...”
by ur nanny November 3, 2018
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Cmail received by Bob from Jane
To: Bob Normal
From: Bob Normal on behalf of Jane Cnut
Subject: Things I need done yesterday
Hi Bob
I am incapable of fending for myself and require you to perform my basic life functions for me as a matter of urgency. Could you please attend to this yesterday and as a matter of priority. I am not leaving you any room for negotiation or objection, nor am I concerned about anything else you may have occurring at present.
Kind Regards
Jane Cnut
To: Bob Normal
From: Bob Normal on behalf of Jane Cnut
Subject: Things I need done yesterday
Hi Bob
I am incapable of fending for myself and require you to perform my basic life functions for me as a matter of urgency. Could you please attend to this yesterday and as a matter of priority. I am not leaving you any room for negotiation or objection, nor am I concerned about anything else you may have occurring at present.
Kind Regards
Jane Cnut
by Bob Normal October 6, 2009
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Student B: CMAO
Student A: hehe, don't cram too hard.....
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Stranger: What's his name?
Friends: Caolin
Stranger: Well that's why.
Stranger: What's his name?
Friends: Caolin
Stranger: Well that's why.
by DiamondJolt October 19, 2019
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Damn Caolán what you doing out here with all this ass, double-cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon, hella ass.
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A more accurate description of what actually happens when one types "lol" or "haha" into a text or web message.
Intended to replace "lol" or "haha."
A more accurate description of what actually happens when one types "lol" or "haha" into a text or web message.
Intended to replace "lol" or "haha."
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