Chumpled

When three guys like you at one time and you lead them on even though you don't like them

Wow my friend Elanna she is getting chumpled.

by Waterking February 27, 2019

Alge Crumpler

1. Said in dismay when something too easy gets completely screwed up.

2. When you're not paying attention to your surroundings and are completely taken by surprise.

Used along with "Oh God.." for maximum effect.

Origin: On the NFL Network, Deion Sanders coined the phrase. Michael Vick had Alge Crumpler wide open, no one within 15 yards of him. Vick instead begins to throw the ball short, and Deion exclaims, "Oh God..Alge Crumpler!"

<Mike> Sorry I can't stop farting, man..

*2.1 seconds later, whiff of funk pierces Jim's mind*

<Jim> Oh God...Alge Crumpler!!

by NefariousThey February 9, 2007

Clumble

(clump + tumble = clumble) The movement of clumping and tumbling at the same time (usually with three or more people) - Often used in musical theater.

The ensemble quickly "clumbled" on stage when they heard their cue.

by M'Bee June 15, 2007

cumpletion

When a male or female attempts to reach full orgasm and succeeds.

John failed to help Morgan reach a good cumpletion in bed.

by SexyMinimalist7 November 20, 2017

Crumplet

A smaller than average Crumpet.

Dude, I bought crumplets so's I could fit it in ma pocket!

by Rodney Bruce October 10, 2009

clumpie

A girl thats a little cutie and plump

Nichole Ritchie use to be Clumpie before she went anorexic.

by S.Lofthus January 1, 2009

Clumper

A person who urinates in litter boxes.

Blackpool the Clumper pee'd in his friends cat box while drunk!

by Reichman July 26, 2006