cock clubbing

To beat a defenseless animal to death in the wild with your erect cock

Neal was pissed off with the seagull so he went out cock clubbing its death was imminent

by Therealblund January 30, 2014

Clubbie

A clubhouse attendant for a baseball team. Someone who washes jockstraps, feeds the team, and does other miscellaneous tasks for the team in exchange for dues and tips.

Greg Larson with the Aberdeen IronBirds was the best clubbie of all time.

by Clubbie Baseball March 23, 2021

Clubbing the chimp

Another term for male masturbation.

I came home early and caught Phil clubbing the chimp while watching a porno.

by Jack Goff September 23, 2006

Key Clubbing

The act of attending a Key Club meeting or event.

(Key Club's Meetings are on Wednesday)

Boy: Yo, its Wednesday! Lets go Key Clubbing!
Girl: Okay!

by keyclub December 4, 2009

clubbing

1. when women go out to dance in circles and men go out to hunt them

2. something done to seals

1. hey lets go out clubbing tonight

2. hey lets go out clubbing tonight

by Angy September 1, 2003

clubbing

A favourite activity of the moronic majority, this involves being shunted like cattle into a converted warehouse... sadly not to be slaughtered, but to wear ridiculous trendy clothes, listen to crap eardrum-shattering music, try to pick up brainless members of the opposite sex, and generally stand around aimlessly in a desperate but pointless attempt to show how cool you are.

Wanna go clubbing tonight?

by Alianne August 30, 2003

Clubbing Legend

One who is both experienced and appropriately trained in the discipline of Clubbing.

Competencies includes, but is not limited to,

Grinding

Bumping

Drinking

Subtly insulting stupid bitches and letting them try and win your approval back. Consequently lulling them into false feelings of affection allowing you to have your way with them.

Negotiating drugs/pussy

Bill: "Did you see that guy? He grinded on every piece of pussy whilst intravenously taking jagermeister!"

Matt: "He is a true clubbing legend!"

by Falkenatorstein October 24, 2010