mr. christan: NO! NO BATTLE PASS FOR U
by neonmotion November 21, 2019
Get the mr. christanmug. Similar to Booting Off or Going Off, but a play on words from the famous shoe brand Christian Louboutin.
"I'm buzzing for Saturday, it's gonna Christian Labootoff" OR "Is the bar busy, it looked like it's Christan Labootoff in there"
by M0NEM May 13, 2021
Get the Christan Labootoffmug. She's a believer in Christanic!
by JeffMASSACRE January 29, 2024
Get the Christanicmug. Christanic is the newly coined religion.
He tricked Satan on the cross and sentenced him to death on the cross. Satan wielded His Dragonstone. And fought bravely with Jesus and God over title to become Christ; our ruler over Earth. Hex cast over the Land. And Jesus destroyed Satan with His Lightsaber. Pulled by gravity; his heart was severed. Then God came in; to plow the fields like Wayne timemaster to all. Little America was all that was left. Clouds in air. Amen.
Acne ruled America like the Bubonic plague and Malice was met with intent. We must kill all the demons.
I shall not let you suffer! Said Jesus. And then Satan realized he was the King of Kings. And he knew he wouldn't be slain by the devil. Warlocks gathered. Magic was in the air. No more he said. Christ is the fellowship. Even some people have fury and fear followed by chaos and men pain to see themselves more righteous then the Lord! Become one with God and I'll see you are saved by Him. My Son. Soon thereafter Jesus was met by Lucifer, Archangel of Heaven and in Hell knew no enemies. Except the Lord Jesus Christ would show grimace for he knew him after heaven. Amen.
He tricked Satan on the cross and sentenced him to death on the cross. Satan wielded His Dragonstone. And fought bravely with Jesus and God over title to become Christ; our ruler over Earth. Hex cast over the Land. And Jesus destroyed Satan with His Lightsaber. Pulled by gravity; his heart was severed. Then God came in; to plow the fields like Wayne timemaster to all. Little America was all that was left. Clouds in air. Amen.
Acne ruled America like the Bubonic plague and Malice was met with intent. We must kill all the demons.
I shall not let you suffer! Said Jesus. And then Satan realized he was the King of Kings. And he knew he wouldn't be slain by the devil. Warlocks gathered. Magic was in the air. No more he said. Christ is the fellowship. Even some people have fury and fear followed by chaos and men pain to see themselves more righteous then the Lord! Become one with God and I'll see you are saved by Him. My Son. Soon thereafter Jesus was met by Lucifer, Archangel of Heaven and in Hell knew no enemies. Except the Lord Jesus Christ would show grimace for he knew him after heaven. Amen.
by 7G0X October 30, 2020
Get the Christanicmug. Christanic is the newly coined term for the belief in luck. Feeling lucky? Christanic!
Lucky the God of Luck would like to teach us the Art of Luck in this new book called Luckhardis.
Luck is the phenomenon and belief that defines the experience of improbable events, especially improbably positive or negative ones.
Lucky thing, I found you a Monkey Paw.
The Art of Luck clearly states to become lucky one must have an object of meaningfulness. It obtains a sense of belonging that brings peace and zen. To oneself luck can be called crafty. Being lucky scratches the surface where only a Higher Power can touch.
Luck functions when the stars align like in the Zodiac.
Life’s a gamble, so make the best of it, or meet your timely demise.
Hail the Soldier of Fortune, Luckhardis!
He brings gifts of Praxis.
Luck follows him everywhere like a shadow, you can’t escape! Practice luck in mana steps, but your luck runs out. It only leads you down the River of Styx. Pay the toll.
Lucky the God of Luck would like to teach us the Art of Luck in this new book called Luckhardis.
Luck is the phenomenon and belief that defines the experience of improbable events, especially improbably positive or negative ones.
Lucky thing, I found you a Monkey Paw.
The Art of Luck clearly states to become lucky one must have an object of meaningfulness. It obtains a sense of belonging that brings peace and zen. To oneself luck can be called crafty. Being lucky scratches the surface where only a Higher Power can touch.
Luck functions when the stars align like in the Zodiac.
Life’s a gamble, so make the best of it, or meet your timely demise.
Hail the Soldier of Fortune, Luckhardis!
He brings gifts of Praxis.
Luck follows him everywhere like a shadow, you can’t escape! Practice luck in mana steps, but your luck runs out. It only leads you down the River of Styx. Pay the toll.
by JeffR3M1X April 28, 2024
Get the Christanicmug. Christanic is the belief in the Antichrist.
by JeffR3M1X April 27, 2024
Get the Christanicmug. by JeffMASSACRE May 10, 2024
Get the Christanicmug.