CoonslayerZach

A country ass dude with a huge cock, awesome in bed, has a bomb ass mullet, and drives a sexy ass square body Chevy that loves to do burnouts.

Ohh look it’s CoonslayerZach

by Pimpin6969 April 18, 2021

coonspiracy

A takeoff of the word conspiracy, anything underhanded done by blacks or against blacks.

Al sharpton said it was a coonspiracy that the Sanford Fl. police did not arrest George Zimmerman.

by Steve2337 July 26, 2012

choosing fee

the amount of money a prostitute gives her pimp upon the contractual agreement (most of the time verbal) in order for the arrangement to proceed.

"i stole your bitch, and she done paid me the choosing fee of $5000, and she starts this evening"

"in order for you to embrace this pimpin', ho, you need to pay the choosing fee"

by notcaptsaveaho September 29, 2012

choon

A song or any piece of music to which an individual assigns the highest level of merit but most usually an exclaimation upon hearing the song in public.

Bohemian Rhapsody! CHOON!

by Prophet Tenebrae February 26, 2004

choosin'

Originated in tha town 510 (Oakland, CA)
when someone is interested in someone and stares them down, tryin to make it obvious they want them.. someone that everyone wants and someone who stands out...( they attract hella groupies)

ridin my leather and wooood..chooosin!
- too short

by hYPHYnIGGA January 4, 2005

I choose happiness

When you refrain from doing something because you know it's going to ruin your mood.

Sarah- OMG Stacey did you see what Zach posted on his snapchat story.

Stacey- No thanks, i choose happiness :)

by itsyourexwhowrotethislol October 19, 2021

choose between the devil and the deep blue sea

(verb): to choose between two alternative options, but none of which suit your immediate purposes in life or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you, at least atm

mother: Daniel I found out yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class to make something out of yourself or you can move the hell out of my house onto welfare. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court

Daniel: whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.

by Sexydimma October 18, 2012