The cops popped another hairless chimpanzee last night.
That hairless chimpanzee was so high on crack he was throwing his own at the cops.
That hairless chimpanzee was so high on crack he was throwing his own at the cops.
by kaadoo September 25, 2017
Get the hairless chimpanzeemug. The lights dimmed, brad postured himself on one knee and presented a tiny crush velvet box to Stacey. The one time whore was so overcome with emotion that her lips parted from ear to ear presenting one of the most gorgeous chimpanzee smiles in God's creation.
by m o g w a i June 27, 2007
Get the Chimpanzee Smilemug. It's an amazingly genius creation by Parry Grip. It is popular for getting on people's nerves with it's repetetive chorus (which is basically the whole song.)
Person 1: #Chimpanzee riding on a segway....#
Person 2: OMFG turn that crap off now before my ears burn!!!!
Person 1: NEVER!!!! # Chimpanzee riding on a segway bam bam bam bam bam bam...#
Person 2: OMFG turn that crap off now before my ears burn!!!!
Person 1: NEVER!!!! # Chimpanzee riding on a segway bam bam bam bam bam bam...#
by Meh Heh Heh July 9, 2010
Get the Chimpanzee Riding On a Segwaymug. Chimpanzees are notorious for throwing their feces and ejaculate around. Putting on the rocky road chimpanzee suit is when a person is covered with every single bodily fluid available.
That blind date was such a psycho. All he wanted to do was put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit. There was piss and blood everywhere!
by Patick O'Neil January 22, 2006
Get the put on the rocky road chimpanzee suitmug. Ranging from Southwest Virginia all the way to the Mississippi Delta, the Southern Chimp is a remarkably peculiar specimen. Noted for not foraging below the knees and its fascination of running water.
Do you hear that shuffling and munching? We must be nearing the territory of the southern chimpanzee
by Jimp Jimp April 8, 2024
Get the Southern Chimpanzeemug. A drink modeled after the colloquially popular ‘brass monkey’ containining any light-colored beer and powdered Tang. For best results, drink the foaming head as you finish the pour.
Just one small step for man.
Just one small step for man.
by PonytailJones June 24, 2025
Get the Brass Chimpanzeemug. by Funniest Turtle February 22, 2021
Get the full chimpanzeemug.