Cheerios

Edible solid substance used so people can submerge their penises into it.

Me: "Let's play swords in this box of cheerios!"
Everyone: "Yeah!

by Xexdeh January 1, 2020

Cheerio

When a woman’s vagina is so tight the size is comparable to that of a single cheerio cereal.

She got that cheerio, bro!

by Cheeriogirls February 18, 2020

cheerios

Legend has it, if you plant a cheerio in sacred ground, you’ll get a donut plant

I eat Cheerios because they’re heart healthy...

And my heart has been severely damaged...

So John if you’re out there-

by I am a heccin egg May 12, 2020

Cheerio

A Beautiful Girl: Ridiculously Hot Girl

Derrick- Cheerio!
Daniel- Where?
Derrick- In the blue shirt.
Daniel- Wow she's definitely a cheerio!

by NoahK October 9, 2010

cheerio

A young boy, fourteen to be exact, and a member of the xbox-scene forums, who was repeatedly raped by an uber nerd canadian forklift driving midget pedofile named HSDEMONZ.

He shall be missed.

1. Cheerio committed suicide earlier this year as a result of being repeatedly raped by HSDEMONZ.

2. If HSDEMONZ would have taken the time to take the dildos out of his own ass, he might have realized what cheerio actually mean't to him.

by The Allies May 29, 2004

Cheerios

Cheerios are an oat cereal that is loved by millions of people. Cheerios are a very popular breakfast and taste amazing. Cheerios are life. they provide happiness. except when you're out of Cheerios then you become sad.

I had Cheerios for breakfast and I feel amazingingly amazing.

Cheerios are life.

by claxophone July 8, 2014

cheerio

A sexy bunny that comes to your house around midnight and gives you wet dreams and does a strip tease.

"Last night a cheerio came to my house while i was asleep. When i woke up i had a boner. It was great!"

by Emily and Jose May 3, 2007