Ceiling duty

When you sniff so much cocaine throughout the night and you finally go home to try and sleep but end up staring at the ceiling until early hours in the morning on ceiling duty.

Had such a good night last night out with the boys but once I got home in bed I spent the rest of the night on ceiling duty.

by HarassmentP4NDA September 28, 2018

ceiling cat

A Feline deity who enjoys carving a hidden niche into the ceiling so it can hide above its victim's bed and watch masturbation take place.

I was masturbating this morning and I was startled when I looked up and saw Ceiling cat.

by Coil222 June 11, 2006

ceiling titty

Those round half sphere lights you have on your ceiling with the little tip in the centre which kind of makes it look like a titty

Person one: it's dark in here
Person two: hold up, let me turn on the ceiling titty

by AlrightFam June 29, 2016

Ceiling gang

Ceiling gang is a cringe gang.

PewDiePie: You're ceiling gang? Cringe.

by UCwQv20plvqsgmfRkgv5pyww on yt May 10, 2020

Ceiling Eyes

A disconcerting, blank stare that makes it seem like the person is staring at some vague spot up on the ceiling.

Audrina Patridge may have had her lips plumped, but can't she do anything about her ceiling eyes?

by jayms82 December 22, 2008

Ceiling Cat

The feline god of ceiling catism. Known to provide cats (kittehs) all over the universe with comfy couches, houses, domestic servants (known as hoomans) and cheezburgers. Proof of this deity can be found in the lolcat bible. www.lolcatbible.com
The lolcat bible is obviously the divine word of Ceiling Cat as it is written in lolspeak - Ceiling Cat's holy language.
Ceiling Cat also tends to post in the religion and spirituality section of Yahoo Answers, giving advice with scriptural support from the lolcat bible.

Worshipper - I pray to almighty Ceiling Cat that I might have enough to eat.

Ceiling Cat - U can has cheezburger. Srsly. Kthnxbye.

by Moloch horridus October 12, 2009

ceiling darts

A game for kids in school or any place that has enough pens/pencils and ceiling tile that can absorb strong throws from the said pens/pencils. There isn't necessarilly a target other than the ceiling, so it's based on the number of throws you can get to stick in the tiles. However, a certain tile or series of tiles can be selected to qualify or not qualify.

Steve: fucking hell I got detention today.

Josh: me too, so we can play ceiling darts! I got art class next so I can steal enough pencils to get a badass game going.

Steve: you must not have the Internet on your phone.

Josh: I actually don't have a phone.

by Shareeb4Prez May 2, 2014