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Cavetard

Evolved from the words Smacktard and Fucktard.

1-Usually an individual with the appareance of a caveman or just an ugly person in general, who acts in a very retarded fashion.
2-A complete fucking idiot.
Yeah, Phil Laporte is such a cavetard.
Look at that cavetard trying to superglue his ass cheeks together.
by The Jayness April 20, 2004
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Cavetown

Cavetown - aka, Robin Skinner - is a singer song writer and makes such amazing songs such as: This Is Home, Devil Town, Meteor Shower, Lemon Boy, etc.
His songs are PERFECT btw lol
Person 1: hey have you heard of Cavetown?
Person 2: no I haven’t yet
Person 1: you should listen to him, he’s amazing!
by ThatOneTransBtxch November 22, 2021
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xoxo every New Canaan girl ever
That guys kind of awk but he's such a Chris Canet.
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Cavetown

A God worshipped by trans men.
Cavetown is the only real god
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carnetta

A crazy ass woman with a big big heart, but crazy! She's too hard on people she loves and expects way too much out of them.
Damn, Carnetta is crazy as fuck…but she loves me! :)
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Cavetornado

Tabitha let out a rip roaring cavetornado
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Dildo Cabnet

1. When someone is being a jerk, asshole, bastard, mother fucker, on many occasions. 2. a locker like wooden piece of furniture used for keeping dildos.
Last night larry was being a real dildo cabnet, first he said my sister looked like a whore, then ran up a huge bar tap and "just forgot his wallet" then he puked in my car (he also called shotgun so it's on my dashboard), on my moms car, took a dump in a toilet and didn't flush, put his feet on the table, said a bunch oh shit like "this place sucks" over and over again, grabbed the remote to the TV and made us watch lame TV everyone else in the room didn't like, told us all we were pussy's for some bullshit reason, drank the last of the milk and put the jug back in the fridge... and he was only over for an hour.
by treeRatRecords December 5, 2009
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