callum cato

Callum cato: a gorgeous handsome kind-hearted human. But oh boy can he be evil. Lets say you meet for the first time: you bully each other for a bit but its all fun then you become freinds and he really starts to grow on you. You fall in love. For ab 2 months to finnally tell him how u feel to find out he likes u back <3333333333 you date and eventually brake up hen ab 5 days after saying "i love you" and "ur cute" and "ur perfect for me "and suddenly u has a new slutty girlfriend that was ur freind. Then is a complete asshole making you insecure and vulnerable <3 and now you love him and hate him and dont know what to do becaue they flirt & talk ab seggs and wierd shit but hes not yours anymore so all you can be is jealous. <3

Freind 1: y/n isnt that you ex callum cato?
Freind 2: omg it is

Y/n : oh yeh he was so nice until we broke up now hes a selfish git

by bæ <3 July 29, 2021

cato uncensored

my awesome forrawesome documentary!

includes footage of a giant millipede, dani with four heads, blake doing a cartwheel, and real proof of ian.

by cato January 13, 2004

commander cato

A bronze starcraft 2 player who once lost a game in a 1v2 to Silent_Ghostt. Hanni was his ally.

Ghostt "woah commander cato did i just beat you again "
Commander Cato "Yes ghostt you are just too good"

by Ghostradomus July 06, 2018

cato meteo selte

The best words to ever exist (it's basically selected weather chart in Italian cuz ✨italian✨)

Kid1 : CATO METEO SELTEEE
Kid2 : You seem nice, let's be friends

by i'msmary March 23, 2023

the cato is very fato

when your cat is just so obese it can't fit in the house any more.

person 1: mate the cato is very fato
person 2: yep that's right

by yo that's my catch phrase August 03, 2019

arena en el cato

(spanish for sand in the vagina or sandy vag)
any gender of person that complains all the time about anything and everything, when saying it in spanish the person that is the sandy vag doesn't understand that the comment is about them

sandy vag-"why is the sun soooo hot?"
you- whispering "arena en el cato"
sandy vag- "what"
you- "nothing just agreeing"

by Mudo January 30, 2008

Cato

Cato is the lovable District 2 tribute who reminds me of Obama, the only problem is that Cato is not a black nig##

Clove: CATO!!! CATO!!! CATO!!!
*Dies*

by Not zombie February 08, 2024