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Carlson-prime

A carlson-prime is a ravid, out of his mind person that 5% of the time you can trust him.
guy1: I thought I could trust you
guy2: to bad i'm a carlson-prime
by Mochi Miles April 26, 2022
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Fucker Carlson

A complete imbecile of a FOX journalist who is extremely biased and partisan.
Tucker is an asshole of a journalist, and from here on should be called Fucker Carlson!
by LaughingAloud March 30, 2021
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Mother-Tucker Carlson

The Trump lackey and disgraced journalist who spread the Big Lie about the 2020 Election, knowing it was a blatant falsehood. Fired my Fox News after costing them $787.5 Million in damages in the Dominion lawsuit of 2023.
That Mother-Tucker Carlson got what was coming to them for Spreading the Big Lie. Now he will have plenty of time to tan his minuscule testicles.
by LaughingAloud April 25, 2023
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Tucker Carlson

Guy with the world's creepiest sex face
You know Fucks News is on because Tucker Carlson is jerking it under his desk again as some angry people talk about liberals.
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
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Sucker Carlson

An increasingly popular nickname for the Fox News buffoon, Tucker Carlson.
As a person who appears to believe whatever disinformation he is told, no matter what the source, and then function as a highly paid purveyor of extremist bullshit, Sucker Carlson has been cherry-picked as the mouthpiece for right-wing fascist authoritarianism.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 21, 2022
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Tucker Carlson

A raving idiot who scares old white people with racist nonsense expressed in a loud voice.
You know Fucks News is on, because Tucker Carlson is staring at the camera with his creepy Tuck Face!
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
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Dylan Carlson

Dylan Carlson (born 1968) is the lead guitarist, lead singer, and only constant member of the drone metal group Earth. He was the best friend of Nirvana vocalist and guitarist Kurt Cobain. According to Nick Broomfield, he is the subject of the Nirvana song "In Bloom.
"That Earth Show last night was Great,Dylan Carlson is a true master of his art"
by acrookedaxis84 March 19, 2009
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