Caputo

The combination of cabron and puto

Stop being a Caputo and do it!

by Jaime Materno August 6, 2015

Calcutta

now Kolkata
An major city in India, located in West Bengal.

Majority of famous Indian who gain recognition were from Calcutta
*The main language is Bengali, and people tend to be perplexed by mistaking us Bangladeshi. Without the 1971 war or Pakistan interfering, we were all be together. But we are separated and there are barely people from Calcutta here, so people are confused with our place.

Note: Not only Bangladesh speaks Bengali!

People from Calcutta are considered Bengali as ethnicity

Famous people from Calcutta are Jhumpa Lahiri (author), Amar Bose (Bose Corportation), Norah Jones (singer, daughter of Ravi Shankar), Ravi Shankar (sitarist, great influence on the Beatles), Jaghish Chandra Bose (scientist), Satyendra Nath Bose (physicist, collaborated with Einstein), Lisa Ray( actress, half Bengali-half Polish), Bobby Routh (actor), ahh who could Rabindranath Tagore!, Satyajit Ray, and the famous economist, Amartya Sen, Sameer Bhattacharya (from the band Flyleaf) and so many more!

Lexlous's headquarter is in Calcutta!

Ignorant Scumbag: Hey, where are you from?
Me: Calcutta, India
Ignorant Scumbag: Oh, so you speak Indian?
Me: No, I speak Bengali
Ignorant Scumbag: Then you are Bangladeshi
Me: Dude, please read a textbook. It is because of your illiterate bastards that America's declining

by rothenberg June 16, 2011

CALCUTRON

The child offspring of Megatron and an HP-35 calculator.

Calcutron: Foiled again! I'll get you next time Optimus!

Optimus: You wish Calcutron...

Calcutron: 55378008!

Optimus: .....

Calcutron: err 37

by Mr. Watch and Game January 21, 2013

capcuck

A member of the working class that naively supports capitalist economic models against their own interests.

Remember Bill?.. Yeah, the MAGA guy… Tbe other day he was wearing a “Socialism Sucks” shirt while complaining to me about losing his house because he can’t afford his insulin anymore. The dude is definitely a capcuck.

by Petty Bourgeois Com October 14, 2023

Wasabi Calcutta

A condition of intense but short lived bursts of cramping, severe diarrhea and flatulence, particularly if caused by exposure to unsanitary water or food.

Andre was miserable. He gripped the toilet seat tightly and tried to ride out the wasabi calcuttas as best he could. Between the waves of unbearable pain and rude noises, he decided that perhaps eating leftover sushi was not the wisest decision he had made that day.

by Word Tumbler March 8, 2009

Calcutta Creampie

It's just like bukkake, but it's specific to a group of 5 or 6 guys busting a nut on an Indian woman. If you can pull off a Calcutta Creampie followed by an Indiana Icepick you're the man!

When I went to India with my colleagues, we hired a hooker on the streets of Bombay. We took her back into the room and the 6 of us doused her with a Calcutta Creampie. The dark Indian chick Nirmala looked like an albino.

by Rajezd80 February 10, 2008

black hole of calcutta

A very loose vagina. very dark and scary

I say Betty last night, gosh she's whore...I got lost in her black hole of calcutta.

by fatwalrus October 5, 2006