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Captain Unknown

The act of shitting in a toilet at someone's house and not flushing it. Instead leaving it for the next person to find and wonder who left it.
"I just left a Captain Unknown at Johnny's house. It was Epic"

"I'm going to leave a Captain in every state I drive through when I go on vacation."
by flawless518 August 4, 2012
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Captain Buzzkill

Someone who is the # 1 buzzkiller at a party or social event. Used as a noun.
The party was about to get started before Nate a.k.a Captain Buzzkill lectured us on why we shouldn't drink alcohol.
by DiDo25878 January 3, 2008
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Axe of Capitalism

A very powerful weapon used by the cloak.
And that's what you get. You get my axe of capitalism, right in your face.
by MrNarwhal101 August 22, 2010
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Who Killed Captain Alex

The best fucking movie in the entire Multiverse. So the movie starts out in the year 2013, everybody in wakali are elite belts in karate. Then all of the people have the best fucking guns in the world, there's this one made out of PVC pipes and it's painted black. Also the Africans are like really agile and active, they jump at each-other and kick one another as if the victims asking his friend to get a landmine off of his shoe. The movie kinda ends whenever Captain Alex dies and they introduce his cousins Dads brothers son "Bruce U", i don't know how he's related to Bruce Lee maybe. Also theres scenes where a black woman got shot.
by birb ice tea July 31, 2017
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Super capitalism

While in normal capitalism a few fat cats sit at the top, super capitalism is so invested in the private entreprise that every single individual collectively owns a portion of the business, in order to prevent the interference of private ownership with inelastic market forces such as health care or public transportation.
SUPER CAPITALISM! GET YOUR CAPITAL TODAY!
by Updraft December 14, 2020
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Super Capitalism

Like normal capitalism, but SUPER.

While in regular capitalism anybody could become rich, in SUPER capitalism EVERYBODY can get rich because private ownership has been SUPERfied so much that everybody privately owns part of the business they work at.
"Hey, doesn't this SUPER Capitalism thing sound a bit like Market Socialism?"
"Nah, socialism means Hitler."
by Sitbear December 31, 2020
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Captain Fluke

He is the amazing Captain Fluke! He plays games, but doesn't really stick to a "let's play," but that's pretty cool that he doesn't. He has a few play lists that include MULTIplaying!, Playing!, and some mine craft. He is in a crew (Rage calls it Crew but the others are trying to find a better one), with RageGamingVideos, GenerationHollow, Evanz111 Tyde, Peace, and Gubiak. Captain Fluke just goes by the name of Fluke or Will. Mainly Fluke because Evanz111's name is also Will. Will (Fluke) has googles, that is what he mine craft skin is wearing. On mine craft people say he loves Ocelots.
by CheeseheadSyd (Sydney Wick) October 2, 2013
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