I can't even know

An expression used when somebody is to drunk to make sense.

Matt proclaimed "I can't even know what it was" after being hit in the head with a coke bottle, obviously drunk.

by fv July 28, 2008

He can't even piss in a cup

A dude that can't handle working with intelligent women.

Don't worry sweetie, he can't even piss in a cup.

by Pissinacup, yes and ... April 5, 2012

I can't even hold you

Can't lie/ fully telling the truth

"yo I can't even hold you lily said u a bitch"

by Lovers_island January 30, 2023

I can't even hold you

Telling the full truth/ not lying at all

"yo I can't even hold you Abby said u a bitch bro"

by Lovers_island January 30, 2023

I don't even, I can't even

When someones met with such a high level of stupidity and bullshit they just don't know how to respond.

Weirdo With a Tinfoil hat"Schools are brainwashing us! We come from the moon! We are moon babies who eat moon cheese!"

Person"I don't even, i can't even..."

by mrperson123 August 11, 2017

I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend!

A general statement made when you're perplexed with certain results.

Hypothetical: You put a 6 team NFL football parlay in.

As the games get under way, right from the get go, it doesn't look good.

In sheer astonishment, you state, "I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend!"

by el aficionado October 30, 2013

filthy monkey who can't even use jujustu

A term used to put down non-sorcerers.

“I can’t see it.”
“filthy monkey who can't even use jujustu.”
“What?”

by ApTerse June 22, 2024