carny

A carnival worker, often running the mechanical rides, who likes to hit on teenage, or younger, females. They are generally not clean people, and will buy alcohol in exchange for companionship.

That carny is sooo skanky

by Megan August 26, 2004

Carny arms

While performing a manual labor job, you find that the undersides of your arms are dirty and you didn't even realize it.

"After a long day setting up my concession stand at the fair, I had some serious carny arms going on!"

When I reached across the dirty roof of the car to toss my friend my keys, I noticed carny arms and had to go wash up before going back out."

by thebeatnikgrrrl April 5, 2010

Carny Tang

A word to describing trashy woman. "Carny" meaning trashy and dirty and low class like the stereotypical Carnival Worker. And the word "Tang" meaning women.

I ran through the trailer park today and saw so much Carny Tang.

by MarcusC54 June 16, 2010

Corny

Something that is cliché, or profoundly awkward but somewhat authentic or, at the same time, ingenuine.

John: Sarah, I'll ALWAYS be by your side.

Sarah: That's one of most corny things I've heard in my life, haha.

by Xysick May 22, 2019

cernysimping

Degenerated Console Warriors that simp for Mark Cerny on video game message boards

"I bet the Xbox Series X will not be able to stream super high quality assets in real time, only the super quick SSD Cerny invented can do that!"
-"Dude, stop cernysimping, the Xbox Series X will have a very fast SSD as well"

"Just wait and see how fast the PS5 will be able to stream 300% texture density in real time, you will say wow!"

-"Cernysimping, here we go again. What does 300% texture density even mean?"

by DerProphet July 15, 2020

Corny ass mother fucker

When Someone gets an entire corn cob stuck in their ass

"Rumor is that guy is a corny ass mother fucker"

by Onion2097 August 26, 2022

Carnycharm

The ability obtained by carnival workers, also known as "carnys". This ability allows the carnys to lie, cheat, and trick carnivalgoers into beleiving that you didnt win a carnival game that you actually did win. It is an awful experience having thier carnycharm put on you and it is sure to put you in a bad mood for the rest of the day. A normal person can also obtain carnycharm and use it for their own personal gain.

Man #1 - How did you talk that girl into giving you head?
Man #2 - I used my carnycharm.

by The Great Possum and Snake July 16, 2008