privilege by proxy

Anytime a person of color either looks white enough or acts white enough to get by the white people's racist radar, granting the full benefits of white privilege. This also applies to any time a person of color gains the benefit of white privilege by hanging out with white people.

Guy 1: Joe got pulled over and he didn't even get a ticket or nothin'!
Guy 2: How did he pull that off?
Guy 1: I was in the car with him so he got privilege by proxy.

by Reverend Oats June 11, 2020

HBP - Hot By Proxy

When a girl makes herself seem more attractive by hanging around with ugly and/or fat "friends".

Bob: Man, I thought that chick was so hot, but without her friends, she's fugly.

Joe: Yeah man, she's HBP - Hot By Proxy.

by Famek July 4, 2009

Cocksucker by Proxy

A person (male or females) who perfoms cunnilingus on a vagina filled with (relatively) fresh sperm.

Joe went down on Gina, right after Bill dumped his load in her.
Bill from then on, referred to Joe, as a Cocksucker by Proxy

by LennX December 26, 2011

Tourette's by proxy

A factitious disorder whereby one person produces the apparent symptoms of Tourette's in another person who does not in fact have the syndrome.

Please pardon my swearing, I have just been in yet another unproductive meeting with Dave. That fucking prick has really bad Tourette's by proxy.

by scarramanga April 6, 2009

Lesbian By Proxy

When a woman is so ugly no man can get an erection around her so she is forced to become a lesbian if she want to have sex.

She was always interested in guys, but she's so damn ugly no go would do her. That's when she became lesbian by proxy

by GuyWIthKnowledge May 31, 2021

blumpkin by proxy

Where you are taking a dump, spanking the monkey, and having phone sex with another individual.

I couldn't get her to come over last night so I had to call her and get a blumpkin by proxy.

by bigassblackguy October 18, 2006

Munchkin Syndrome by Proxy

Mental disorder in which a mother deliberately creates narcissism in her daughter to gain attention for herself.

All the moms on Toddlers & Tiaras exhibit some degree of Munchkin Syndrome by Proxy.

by Robin L. June 3, 2010