short bused

(adj) very much alchoholically intoxicated

He is so short bused that he couldnt even remember his own name

by nick_g October 2, 2010

Boyed

Boying is the art of longing someone off
to Boy is an ultimate sign of disrespect
basically... you get murked

geez1.) OI yeah me and my man are going out tonight get me

geez2.) oh isit?

geez1.) yeah wait il bell him

(calls friend who hangs up instantly)

geez2.) OH PAR!!! MANZ JUST BOYED OF THE TING! whaaaa dickeaddd!

geez1.) oi shut up yeah... he aint a guy :@

by OZWAAN October 30, 2009

backseat buyer

A person who gets excited over other people's future or current purchases. Usually an enthusiastic shopper for themselves as well.
Can also be used as an adjective and verb.

"I'm such a backseat buyer; I love helping my friends choose stuff as much as buying something for myself!"

"Whenever I think about getting a new gadget, my father goes backseat buyer."

"If you don't stop backseat buying right now I'm going to smack you."

by lautnitha January 2, 2009

impulse buyer

someone who cannot resist the temptation of buying things when seen, things like coffee mugs telescopes grenade launchers jewelery porn and other adult toys

look at all this shit(a talking to b after a(s) mothers death while cleaning out her house)fuck.. she must have been one of those impulse buyers

by vaginal treasures January 5, 2009

buved

totally stoned out of your mind

he's buved outta his mind

by yupiarooneyneighbors November 14, 2009

buoyed

A term that wuld be used like High or Stoned but less known. It's origins came from comparing a person on a drug like cannabis compared to a buoy out at see. It is compared in ways like they are both in a way alone and isolated. Another comparison is they are both set in one place and on or focused to one certain thing. For buoys it is they attached to the bottom of the sea and they kind of dont really have a pupose besides show ing which way to go but nowadays we have gps's so we dont need them and they are irrelevent, When a person is stoned they are stuck on a certain idea and like buoys, were at one point relevent, but now just something that isnt important but still goes on and on. For your brain it is on a certain idea that you stick to and carry on from there.

At the party last night he was totally buoyed, he could barely even have a conversation because he was stuffing his mind and talking about cats for hours!

by Dookie642 February 19, 2019

Meat Buyer

Anybody who orders a male prostitute. Can be used for both straight and gay experiences.

Henrick: I heard Tracy bought a lot of meat over the weekend. She's such a Meat Buyer...
Pablo: Don't talk about my girlfriend that way. I heard you were a Meat Buyer yourself!

by car dealership March 4, 2019