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buttwitzer

what your ass turns into after eating hot chili sauce with dinner after rapid ascent to high altitude; high velocity turd ejection; medical condition known as HAFPT (high altitude flatulence propelled turdage). Derived from military, large bore artillery piece, the Howitzer.
That dude splashed the ceiling above the john -- buttwitzer!
by LevT February 3, 2004
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Buttwhipe Cleaner

An humongously large motherfuckin asshole that acts like a buttwhipe Cleaner (buttwhipe cleaners are very dirty whores that only like to clean asshole)
Sarah: Hey, that black guy that fucked me last night, ye he's such a buttwhipe cleaner. He only liked my asshole the whole night!

Rachael: Ye, same with my white ass boyfriend. I was expecting some squirts and extreme ramidge to my pussy. But all he did was like my shithole.
by Tanky96 March 25, 2010
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buttwipe

someone who is an asshole or someone who you despise immensely
Person A: "isnt that girl lilah such a buttwipe?"
Person B: "Yeah man i totally agree"
by bigravensfan January 11, 2011
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buttweiner

An act of outright, manly defiance characterized by quickly showing one's enemy one's butt cheeks, then quickly turning around to show the weiner.

Known to inspire fear in the hearts of most.
"Jarrod tried to steal my toilet paper so i buttweinered him."
by Petey B December 4, 2004
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buttwipe mustache

Basically when someone wipes a finger all the way down thier ass crack and then wipes it under someones nose.
This is something you may want to do to someone who is passed out drunk. When they breathe in, they smell your ass.
by matt February 4, 2004
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buttwipe

stupid people who cant seem to get their life straight. or their life haters who cannot read. mainly those who are failing every class.
Me: ima buttwipe
by thetrueuser March 2, 2017
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Buttjiner

1.having an ass that is so blown out it looks like a vagina,
2.without spokes
at first he just had a pink sock but it got so blown out that it turn into a buttjiner
by herb rethstinks April 28, 2011
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