Maple Buttering

The act of ejaculating onto a woman's breasts after smothering them with pure maple syrup. Them proceeding to use your face like a knife and motor boating them.

Steve loves to add a little flare to his motor boating so he is an avid fan of Maple Buttering his girlfriend.

by canuck1991 August 29, 2016

ball buttering

After shaving the scrotum. To apply moisturizer - Ball Buttering

Steve has a Ball Buttering each morning ensuring a smooth and supple scrotum.

by SteBathboy December 8, 2019

Buttering

The act of cumming on a girl and then spreading with your penis like you're buttering bread.

Mate, I well pulled this girl and i did some buttering on her chest.

by nelsonLANTERN January 9, 2011

buttering the gnar

Snowboard term used to describe a difficult trick that is done perfectly.

Did you see the trick that guy just pulled, he's totally buttering the gnar.

by Marf Fatt December 27, 2007

buttering your bagel

yet another euphemism for female masturbation

you need an example? well, good luck then with buttering your bagel. you're gonna need it.

by Theyalready Knowmyname August 4, 2005

Buttering the crumpet

to ejaculate semen onto a partners anus

after gaining my brown wings, i enjoyed buttering the crumpet

by Ginger kite sack June 14, 2011

Pete Buttigieg

Pete Buttigieg is the most intellectual, least corrupted (Congress has many snakes), and greatest ally to all Americans from every ethnicity of all of the Democratic candidates of 2020. His expansive reach to communities such as veterans, LGBTQ, people of all colors, and understanding of the American Dreams of citizens and immigrants proves he is the man fit to lead this 2020 Precidential Election!

US Citizen: "Have you heard the amazing speeches veteran Mayor Pete Buttigieg has given lately?"
Bilingual Immigrant: "How do you say his name again?" - "Su nombre otra vez?"
US Citizen: "It's Boot-edge-Edge!"
Bilingual Immigrant: "Bien!"

People Chanting: "Boot-edge-edge, Boot-edge-edge, Boot-edge-edge, Boot-edge-edge, Buttigieg!"

by therealchronicles February 15, 2020