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butthurt

Being butthurt means being aggravated, pissed off, or bugged over something completely trivial. Usually when people are butthurt they are really dramatic about it. Most people like to laugh at or even mock the annoyance of butthurt people because their reasoning for being so butthurt is ridiculously stupid.
Guy 1: Typical Chandler is butthurt again about us drinking one of his beers and hiding his bike.

Guy 2: Yeah, he was really butthurt last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.
Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?

Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
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Butthurt Conservative

A conservative that feels victimized when something doesn't go their way. Often comes with the feeling that anything that doesn't reflect their world view has some unfair bias against them.
Only a Butthurt Conservative would use a website like urban dictionary to slander people they don't agree with
by Truth_out August 5, 2009
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butthurticitis

Butthurticitis (but-her-tih-si-tis), a life-ending pandemic targeting the central nervous system. Most commonly found amongst Armenians, but can also be found within Kurds, Assyrians, Greeks, Bulgarians, amongst others. It is a two stage disease that is spread through coming into conflict with Turks.

In the initial stage, or most commonly called "the conflict phase", the patient experiences violent movements, uncontrolled excitement, shock, confusion, possibly loss of consciousness, and likely to ultimately result in death.

In the second stage, often called "genocide recognition phase", the survivors are left with an incurable case of Butthurticitis. The severity of the contamination may vary from case to case. The time period between contracting the disease and the start of symptoms is usually between one month to several years. The patient feels Turcophobia, anxiety, insomnia, confusion, agitation, abnormal behavior, anti-social tendencies, paranoia, terror, and hallucinations progressing to delirium. Patients tend to believe that another conflict with Turks may alleviate the symptoms resulting from the initial conflict. Patients hallucinate "genocide" where none existed, and seek to sow discord between Turks and the uninfected populace which may lead to more cases of Butthurticitis.
Johnny: Tigran was protesting in front of the Turkish embassy.
George: Yeah I know, he has a severe case of butthurticitis.
by doctor_em_ef_er April 30, 2015
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Butthurt Train

Someone who is/was offended by something you said or did. Upset and or angry.
Person 1: You really pissed that Tony guy off!

Person 2: I so did! I was like "Bye Felicia" and that punched his ticket to the Butthurt Train!
by Heisenbyrge May 17, 2016
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terminally butthurt

People who are always terminally butthurt seek things to be offended about.
Jill was terminally butthurt about the subject of men in power as she constantly sought ways to find fault with them.
by Shadowcran April 14, 2015
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Butthurt Train

The locomotive that people climb aboard when their sensitive little feelings get hurt(Mostly for pussies)
Person 1: I seen that guy trying to pick you up at the bar last night..
Person 2: He was trying hard. I told him he looks like a male Brittany Spears and that punched his ticket to the Butthurt Train.
by Heisenbyrge II May 12, 2016
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ButtHurt

When someone takes a joke to heart and is very offended over something that is not a big deal.
Anthony and Austin are playing a game and Anthony beats Austin. Austin then gets angry and leaves the party because he is butthurt
by ChefPeePee December 15, 2017
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