Butthurt 

Butthurt 1: Being passive aggressive, silent, awkward, mad, raging, usually done all at the same time. Doing something causing someone to get mad then becoming quiet and ignoring you.

Butthurt 2: Being limp, in pain, need crutches. Having such hardcore butt sex that you walk limp for a week and a half.

1: Cheryl ask you out on a date, you say "Yes." You then decide to not go. Cheryl then becomes butthurt.

2: You and your gay buds had hardcore butt sex. The next day your butt was hurting aka butthurt.

Butthurt by Senior Rams January 17, 2013

Butthurt 

A special feeling in the lower backside after it has been kicked or fucked. It is usually characterized by noisy whining and complaining after being owned.

Billy got severe butthurt after his parents took away his video games.

Butthurt by Ambassador of lulz September 1, 2009

Butthurt 

Someone being offended to the point it feels like they just got anal raped . No amount of butthurt cream can sooth soreness.

Guss was butthurt his girlfriend went over Joe's to netflix and chill.

Butthurt by Warlike October 27, 2017

Butthurt 

Butthurt is that special feeling in your ass after it's been kicked and/or fucked. It is a common ailment amongst losers on the internet. It is usually characterized by noisy whining and complaining after being pwnt or otherwise outdone in any minute and insignificant way. It was invented at least 100 years ago by Vlad the Impaler when he went crazy from living in a time without the internets. Today, butthurt occurs most commonly when you fall asleep with your friends and they, being your friends, decide it would be funny to sodomize you. Butthurt is also a primary generator of lulz on the internets and has produced many lolcows.

Look at that stupid faggot...what a butthurt.

Butthurt by tytheguy February 20, 2011

Butthurt 

Something that dumb britfags say when they're feelings get hurt.

Huurrr durr y u so butthurt? I must be a comedic genius for saying that because I'm fucking British and don't give a shit.

Butthurt by flytallerkin September 13, 2012

butthurt 

when your emotionally depressed . cant think about anything or anyone besides the peron who got you all pissed and loserish

why do you have to get all butthurt because i didnt remember youor birthday, god you niglet.

butthurt by shelly July 23, 2004

Butthurt 

adj.A feeling described by the action taken when one feels sorry for oneself. Feeling of self-pity.

After being chewed out by the coach for my stupid mistake, I was feeling butthurt. No one else felt sorry for me.

Butthurt by Mel Roberts November 14, 2007