buttmuppet

(N) An undesirable person: (N)a puppet on the ass of somebody and it flops around as they fart

Let's play Buttmuppet!

by Slappy-Tack March 11, 2005

buttcunt

the end result of a girl wiping back to front after taking a shit.

man, i went down on laura last night, and she was suffering from major buttcunt

by deucemanchester March 6, 2011

Buttcunt

When a woman's vagina crease meets a woman's arse crack to make one long crevice. This is known as a buttcunt.

Girl 1: Don't you hate it when your arse crack meets your vagina crease?

Girl 2: Damn Giiiirrl! You got a buttcunt!

by buttcunts4life June 12, 2011

buttpuppet

A treat for her. Her lover places two or more well lubricated and inspection gloved, fingers, into her anus, then firmly massages her G-spot and it's related squirt glands, through several thick layers of muscular vaginal and anal tissue, against her pubic bone. She goes off like a gun if you do it right! Don't spare the lube! See also asspuppet, cornweasel, etc.

Maggie had never experienced the buttpuppett, and was anxious to see if she would squirt when she was bound and played, by the other girls in her cabin.

by Jim Inman August 23, 2006

buttcuddler

A male who likes to cuddle other males' butts.

Josh is such a buttcuddler. I saw him with Adam the other day.

by Tangi July 17, 2006

butt cup

The small bouncy seat on an old red tractor.

While driving a 1954 (or similar) tractor, you must be sure to position yourself on the butt cup properly in order to gain maximum speed.

by Jazz_c July 24, 2008

Buttcuff

Some faggot who sticks to your ass all day and is one annoying piece of shit. No matter how hard of a hint you drop he'll never go away.

First Faggot: Man, that Habib is such a buttcuff he won't leave me alone!
Second Faggot (has a smaller penis): That's okay, I want him to love me.
First Faggot: You fag! You fist yourself all day!
Second Faggot:.....I do. *sniffs*

by Hugh G. Reckshun May 14, 2008