Noun. Synonym for FBI agent, homonym for butthead. Derogatory police slang, frequently encountered in crime dramas with a pronounced anti-federal bent (cf. CSI: Miami). Complex metonymic substitution derived from three firmly held beliefs: 1. States' rights; 2. Sexual ambiguity of neat dressers; 3. You are what you eat (cf. grass-fed).
Singular:
Det. Speedle: "What is that buttfed doing asking out Calleigh?"
Det. Delko: "He's probably going undercover as a straight dude."
Plural:
Lt. Caine: "I want you two buttfeds out of my crime scene right now!"
Det. Speedle: "What is that buttfed doing asking out Calleigh?"
Det. Delko: "He's probably going undercover as a straight dude."
Plural:
Lt. Caine: "I want you two buttfeds out of my crime scene right now!"
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Often seen on the 21th plantet in the solasystem: Planet BF (Planet Buttface)
Offensive words which Buttfaces don't like:
Assface, Dickface, Cracker, Crackface, Faceass and Ass Overlord.
Current Leader of Plantet buttface : Captain Buttface
Buttfaces Pray to Lord Buttface and Captain Buttface every single day and night to keep there lives.
Often seen on the 21th plantet in the solasystem: Planet BF (Planet Buttface)
Offensive words which Buttfaces don't like:
Assface, Dickface, Cracker, Crackface, Faceass and Ass Overlord.
Current Leader of Plantet buttface : Captain Buttface
Buttfaces Pray to Lord Buttface and Captain Buttface every single day and night to keep there lives.
CAPTAIN/LORD BUTTFACE! I PRAY TO YOU MY MIGHTY OVERLORD! PLEASE SPARE ME AND MY FAMILY!
MY DAILY CHORE IS DONE! WILL WE RECEIVE CHICKEN?
MY DAILY CHORE IS DONE! WILL WE RECEIVE CHICKEN?
by Captain Buttface January 11, 2016
Get the buttface mug.The act of quickly sliding a hand between a persons butt cheeks and then briefly wiggling the hand in a fish-like manner.
My friend was bending over so I gave her a buttfish.
As I walked by the guy in the bar I buttfished him.
Hey jerk, quit buttfishing me!
As I walked by the guy in the bar I buttfished him.
Hey jerk, quit buttfishing me!
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Get the Buttfingers mug.Gas released between the buttocks cheeks, expelled gently and or forcefully into the surrounding air. There are numerous methods of release, therefore qualifying a "buttfart" an art form medium. Of course, there are those who do not partake in the exiting and age long celebration of human air. Cheers!!!
"Nice, thats one hell of a buttfart Rick, did you enjoy it or was it rather unsettling?", " Rather Tom, I found that particular buttfart, satisfying and rewarding, a true, and excellent buttfart." "Whoo, stinky."
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