shopping bulimia

Buying clothes you really liked but felt guilty later and returned it.

Remember that cute dress she bought on saturday?
Yes
Gone. Shopping Bulimia!

by HorrorFrenger May 12, 2008

bulimia cheeks

The full, Droopy-esque cheeks of a chronic bulimic and a tell-tale sign of their disorder, caused by the irritation of the parotid glands due to consistent, self-induced vomiting.

Jamie's bulimia cheeks make her look like an elderly chipmunk. She must've been purging again.

by buffythethotslayer October 11, 2018

Bulimic Blessing

When you French kiss a bullimic girl, and stuck your tongue too far and she throws up on you

(Bulimia is not a joke is you think you might be struggling reach out for help)

"I was french kissing Shelby and i wasn't expecting to get the bulimic blessing"

by H20hoe May 26, 2019

Weekend Bulimia

A person in thier twenties who typically takes good care of their body through consistent excercise. healthy food Intake and not abusing alcohal. However, once the weekend hits, she/he binges on several types of drinks (wine then martini then beer then red bull/vodka then the many shots that are insisted upon taking by the many) and inevitably ends up puking in the bar bathroom stalls.

Weekend Bulimia. Cause it only happens on the weekends. It's not as serious

by Joeyelly June 16, 2010

Closet Bulimic

A "Closet Bulimic" is a combination of the proliferation of gently used designer clothing/accessories resale closets and compulsive online shoppers who love the thrill of the hunt. Like a cocaine rush, once they've found the item they don't really want it anymore. They immediately photograph it and sell it on a resale closet.

Naomi was a classic 'closet bulimic', enjoying the hunt of finding a bag then selling it immediately after getting it. It was all about the hunt, the chase not the actual object of desire itself.

by Lady NI January 27, 2016

Drunkard's Bulimia

The act of inducing vomiting as means of achieving sobriety. Most commonly performed after a night of heavy drinking. Methods include shoving one's finger down his or her throat in a manner similar to famed reality television stars. Although it is theoretically sensible, its effectiveness is uncertain.

*Scene is set at a crowded party. Dude 1 walks into the bathroom and finds Dude 2 sitting in front of the toilet*

Dude 1: Why the hell are you shoving your finger down your throat?

Dude 2: It's called drunkard's bulimia. I heard that it helps you sober up after a night of heavy drinking.

Dude 1: You're a moron.

by DildoSpaceboots69 September 14, 2016

relationship bulimic

A man that is not mature enough to handle an adult relationship. He will eat you up at first, and then throw you up when things get too serious.

Mary - "Hey, how's your new boyfriend?"

Megan - "Oh, he was a relationship bulimic so he broke up with me"

by mojo334455 July 30, 2010