An absolute weapon who bleats all day about houses, often takes people to a Friday Gun Show, and is a proper beanpole.
That fella is a proper Burches
by df32 June 6, 2014
Get the Burchesmug. pretty much the coolest dude ever. he taught superman to fly and the hulk his upper body workout. he invented the alphabet, and told the first chuck norris joke ever. the dos equis man demanded a disclaimer saying that he was second to Reuben Nathaniel Burch. pretty much a freakin genius, total nerd, sexy nerd, sweetest, most awesome guy you have ever had the privilege of hearing about.
if the greatest minds in history were to meet, Aristotle, Hume, Kant, and Rosa Parks and all the greats were to get together and have a god-like idea it would be to ready mankind for the awesomeness of Reuben Nathaniel Burch.
by friend of humans November 16, 2013
Get the Reuben Nathaniel Burchmug. The pinnacle of "hottie thottie" as the kids say. A girl you'd fuck for hours, and or suck a dick just to stick your winkey in her kitchen sinkey.
by Clefable April 18, 2018
Get the deanna burchmug. A term used to refer to your sister even though it has no real or relevant association. Mostly used by people of Central Western Illinois, Central Eastern Iowa, and Presque Isle Maine.
Burch! I miiiiiissss you!
by Ehumm13 August 17, 2018
Get the Burchmug. It’s the opposite of bitch but with the word bro in it. Like your trying to tell your friend a secret.
by chicken jockey April 12, 2025
Get the burchmug. McKenzie is the absolute best. She means so much to Carter, her smile can make him feel the most joy. She should be thanked for being amazing. Carter loves you Mckenzie
by Carteman January 15, 2019
Get the McKenzie Burchmug. by Da big PP July 2, 2020
Get the Caden Burchmug.