Tartan for twats. Disgusting brown check-patterned clobber worn by tasteless morons (see townie) who live in shabby provincial towns like Staines, Basingstoke, and Plymouth, listen to mind-numbing dance/garridge/rap music, and hang around shopping centres in groups of about 27 (like their idols, Blazin' Squad) so they can safely beat up and rob anybody sporting long hair, jeans, and a Nirvana t-shirt "cos they're queer, innit!" Most members of the 'burberry massive' (regardless of sex) wear a cheap imitation type of burberry purchased at the local market for a fiver - if its the genuine article, you know its been stolen! The most common form of burberry clothing worn by the male of the species is a hideous brown-checked baseball cap, worn at a pointed 45-degree angle, designed to facilitate the headbutting of lamp posts/students/goths, as well as allowing them to see where they're going when walking with their heads facing the floor (to allow the easy discharge of chewing gum, phlegm, and/or
3 litres of White Lightening cider. In other words, a dole monkey's prison blues!!!
3 litres of White Lightening cider. In other words, a dole monkey's prison blues!!!
Moron 1: "Wot do ya fink of my boss Burberry threads!"
Moron 2: "Yeh, dats da bizness, now all ya need is the trakkie bottoms tucked into fuck-off big Reeboks an' you can join the crew, innit?"
Moron 1: "Yeh, maybe I should steal some like, ugh! ugh! ugh!"
Moron 2: "Massive!!!"
Moron 2: "Yeh, dats da bizness, now all ya need is the trakkie bottoms tucked into fuck-off big Reeboks an' you can join the crew, innit?"
Moron 1: "Yeh, maybe I should steal some like, ugh! ugh! ugh!"
Moron 2: "Massive!!!"
by Antitownie April 12, 2004
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The native habitat of the burberry Ape is a city centre pub on the weekend. At kicking out time, he will migrate to the kebab van in order to perform a ritual mating display to slappers, whereby he gets in a pointless and utterly predictable fight with another Burberry Ape.
by Simon Dykes January 12, 2006
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by bob saget March 26, 2004
Get the burberry mug.the offcial latin terminology adopted by the vatican to identify the lowly chav. lol. burberrious wankerous is the latin for "lowlife shit eating pikey". use it wisely, unless surrounded by chavs... they won't comprehend...
Thou art a foul member of the family "burberrious wankerous". Go away and stop pestering me, lowly dole scum.
by i_is_2_rood_4_da_chavs March 11, 2005
Get the burberrious wankerous mug.A phrase adopted by youth culture from the cult classic, Pulp Fiction meaning "did not sufficiently research that topic".
In one memorable scene of Quentin Tarrantino's best movie, before he ran out of original ideas, Jules Winnfield, a smooth talking African-American contract killer, describes his trip to Europe to his friend and fellow contract killer, Vincent Vega. He points out the subtle differences between American culture and European culture:
Vincent :But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
JULES: What?
VINCENT: It's the little differences. A nlotta the same shit we got here, they got there, but there they're a little different.
JULES: Examples?
VINCENT: Well, in Amsterdam, you can buy beer in a movie theatre. And I don't mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer, like in a bar. In Paris, you can buy beer at MacDonald's. Also, you know what they call a QuarterPounder with Cheese in Paris?
JULES: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
VINCENT: No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
JULES: What'd they call it?
VINCENT: Royale with Cheese.
JULES: What do they call a Whopper?
VINCENT: I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King.
In one memorable scene of Quentin Tarrantino's best movie, before he ran out of original ideas, Jules Winnfield, a smooth talking African-American contract killer, describes his trip to Europe to his friend and fellow contract killer, Vincent Vega. He points out the subtle differences between American culture and European culture:
Vincent :But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
JULES: What?
VINCENT: It's the little differences. A nlotta the same shit we got here, they got there, but there they're a little different.
JULES: Examples?
VINCENT: Well, in Amsterdam, you can buy beer in a movie theatre. And I don't mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer, like in a bar. In Paris, you can buy beer at MacDonald's. Also, you know what they call a QuarterPounder with Cheese in Paris?
JULES: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
VINCENT: No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
JULES: What'd they call it?
VINCENT: Royale with Cheese.
JULES: What do they call a Whopper?
VINCENT: I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King.
Usage:
Your girfriend asks: "Dear, did you figure out which home insurance policy we should get."
You reply: I dunno, I didn't go into BurgerKing.
At this point, your girlfriend should understand 2 things. 1) You did not have time to research the topic that she brought up to provide her with a conclusive answer.
2) She should shut up and let you watch the game.
Your girfriend asks: "Dear, did you figure out which home insurance policy we should get."
You reply: I dunno, I didn't go into BurgerKing.
At this point, your girlfriend should understand 2 things. 1) You did not have time to research the topic that she brought up to provide her with a conclusive answer.
2) She should shut up and let you watch the game.
by yellowman September 26, 2005
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Worn by Charvers and Football Hooligans.
But of course, not everyone who wears Burberry is either a Charver or a Football Hooligan.
Worn by Charvers and Football Hooligans.
But of course, not everyone who wears Burberry is either a Charver or a Football Hooligan.
by Glittery Goddess June 27, 2004
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