Top Bunk

Fingering your own butthole

Person 1: "Yo, you here about that kid who top bunked it at ski camp?"
Person 2 "Yeah man, that is just gross! I hope he washed his hand after"

by therealsmack November 27, 2012

Top Bunk

The act where a male assumes the top position during the sexual act of 69ing, opposed to the usual bottom position where the female is on top. This can be also referred to as “calling top bunk”, and “top bunking” if used as a verb.

She wanted to 69, but she is bigger than me and would crush my face, so I called top bunk.

by Pabro Escobar February 4, 2018

that's bunk

Something that is bad or shouldn't be true

If Disneyland completely shut down then you could say that's bunk

by Gamemaster May 16, 2016

Top bunk Doggy

The act of having doggy style sex on the top bunk of a hostel dorm bed.

Bro I did top bunk doggy with tessa last night!

by BumBaClarted September 21, 2022

hump the bunk

Used to describe someone, some company, or some organization that gets the raw end of a deal.

oh, sweet Jesus, did Amazon ever hump the bunk.

by Ben Sisko February 1, 2010

Triple Bunk

Outside in the real world a regular bunk bed is 2 beds stacked on each other while in prison they have triple bunks

to save Room

Bunk bed-2
Triple Bunk-3

by EmJayee January 6, 2020

Top Bunk

When a guy sits on someone's, often another male, face and gets his ass ate

Brads a total top bunk...

Brads sniffin his panties again? top bunk activity right there

by BottomBunk August 10, 2025