Bumity

To be goofy or wack in appearance and actions.

Person 1: I get laid all the time
Person 2: Shut yo bumityass up! You deadass look like Carl Wheezer from Jimmy Nuetron my nigga!

by Papa Pedro May 14, 2018

Bumitry

When someone continues to bum over a long period of time

Your bumitry is not needed during this trip

by Jits trippin July 13, 2022

Bumpit

1. /noun/ bumpit

A self-gripping, hair volumizing insert worn by females who not only act like airheads but want to create the impression of pockets of air located on the top of their heads too.

2. /verb/ bumpit, bumpitting, bumpitted

An act of suicide that is committed when a person is feeling so low in the pits that they gladly proceed to suffocate themselves between the sweaty asscheeks of somebody morbidly obese.

1. Starlene Amber Bambi - "Mah hunney bunch iz takin me out to a reel fancee dinner at Walmart tonite so I had better wear me sum bumpits to dress up reel nice and purteh like!"

2. Godfrey was feeling so horridly depressed and like the whole world was ending after he dropped his spare iPad on the marble tiles that he even contemplated finding the nearest McDonalds to help bumpit himself.

by doubledot August 23, 2011

Bumpity Boo

A druid that enjoys horsedicks

Stop being such a Bumpity Boo for fucks sakes

by JT Real! March 14, 2009

bummit

To Severly wreck a person's anus by pummeling them in the ass with an object.

Man, I bummited the shit out of Chelsa last night, she's not gonna shit or walk right for a month.

by Gibbina January 12, 2007

bumitch

Bum ass bitch.

Yo that bumitch just tried the hell outta me.

Yo Jodi, this bumitch asking me to hold some paper.

by jrdaroza June 29, 2015

bumwicc

A small idiot that annoys everyone around them

My friend is a bumwicc

by 56smolpeople February 14, 2018