Bumwit

A Bumwit is a fool, a goon, an arse-faced idiot.

Gary Neville - Man Utd stalwart and classic example of a Bumwit. He is a shining beacon of bumwittery, reaching out to those fast developing the affliction, Rio Ferdinand for example.

Bumwit by DJLeon June 11, 2005

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Bummito

She's a common sense, tall short person, hoop earing wearing, advanced algebra student, artist, and amazing friend who jokes lightly about violence from time to time when people don't shut up. Bummito is also part of a complicated shipping war between two of her friends and it's quite the ordeal. Her friends call her Bummito but you can call her Sophia.

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Sophia: You and John are legit lovebirds
Simon: Bummito, for the last time I'm not John's bf but I ship you guys 100%
Sophia: Whatever you all are in love admit it lmao. And no I'm gonna PASS
John: wtf Bum I'm not dating him, but you two...? OooOoo
Sophia: Oh my god srsly?
John: Simon is actually in love with Jesus tbh so maybe not?
Simon: Nope he's not my type John this is like the 5th time lol chill
John: Ok...
Sophia: Aww... Love birds...
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Simon: So I'm changing my last name
Sophia: Oh god what is it?
Simon: Bummito...
Sophia: W- Why?? -shakes head in disappointment-
Simon: Because if I ever get my PhD I'd make people call me Dr. Bummito. -shakes head in disappointment- Obviously.
Sophia: Sometimes I think you're actually killing my brain cells...

Bummito by THE._.GAY April 13, 2020

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Bumbitch

A female usually of lower class in which uses people to her benefit with no gain to others. She adapts to situations according to her wants. "Wants" because Bumbitchs always want because they never have. Uses the looks she hasn't already wore out to her advantage when using others. Lord knows she can't use her brain. Also brags about the children she never raised and is known to live couch to couch.
Bumbitchs are also people pleasers with high aspirations of becoming the first female version of El Chapo.

I'm tired of these Bumbitchs taking my belongings but leaving stds.

Bumbitch by Feeltheburnie June 10, 2018

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bumwin

A majestic and mythical creature. It is generally a very cheerful and sociable animal that enjoys the company of other creatures, mainly rabbits.
Often hard to communicate with as it has a tendency to sleep at abnormal times, and has no exact sleeping pattern. It is neither nocturnal nor diurnal, and its sleeping patterns is hard to predict. It exists predominantly on a diet of curry and baffles medical science as it never appears to suffer from malnutrition. You will be very lucky if you come across a bumwin, as they are a rare and endangered species.

"oh look, there's a wild bumwin"

bumwin by hashgemashgi April 11, 2013