1. /noun/ bumpit
A self-gripping, hair volumizing insert worn by females who not only act like airheads but want to create the impression of pockets of air located on the top of their heads too.
2. /verb/ bumpit, bumpitting, bumpitted
An act of suicide that is committed when a person is feeling so low in the pits that they gladly proceed to suffocate themselves between the sweaty asscheeks of somebody morbidly obese.
A self-gripping, hair volumizing insert worn by females who not only act like airheads but want to create the impression of pockets of air located on the top of their heads too.
2. /verb/ bumpit, bumpitting, bumpitted
An act of suicide that is committed when a person is feeling so low in the pits that they gladly proceed to suffocate themselves between the sweaty asscheeks of somebody morbidly obese.
1. Starlene Amber Bambi - "Mah hunney bunch iz takin me out to a reel fancee dinner at Walmart tonite so I had better wear me sum bumpits to dress up reel nice and purteh like!"
2. Godfrey was feeling so horridly depressed and like the whole world was ending after he dropped his spare iPad on the marble tiles that he even contemplated finding the nearest McDonalds to help bumpit himself.
2. Godfrey was feeling so horridly depressed and like the whole world was ending after he dropped his spare iPad on the marble tiles that he even contemplated finding the nearest McDonalds to help bumpit himself.
by doubledot August 20, 2011