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bumdick

Someone who preys on drunk girls and shits in your toilet without flushing. Also, even if there is deodourant there they refuse to use it. The never wash their hands and cook disgusting meals. They often have overly loud voices and are obnoxious.
Andrew is a bumdick. He took a shit on this girls floor because she refused to have sex with him.
by nothingbutthetruth February 5, 2007
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bumtickler

A large erected penis. A male or female rubs it on the anus and it sends a shock through the rectum. This experience is worth while
"Ooo John, give me a bumtickler, I'm horny!"
by LongTrout May 18, 2008
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bumsicle

A usually highly intoxicated urban outdoorsman A.K.A a bum that hangs out,passes out or is otherwise stuck in a snow bank that was obviously just too difficult to navigate.
Daddy, is that dirty man making snow angels?

Dad- no Son, that is just a "bumsicle".
by whitechocolatethunder February 14, 2012
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Bumlicker

A bumlicker is someone that loves to follow you
"go away stop following me you bumlicker"
by Queen street February 21, 2018
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Bumlick

When someone is over clingy to someone that does not like them or want to be around them
Girl 1: I really don't think we should be friends
Girl 2: do you want me to put your rubbish in the bin then you can stay round my house
Girl 3: she is SUCH a bumlick
by Girlllll183 March 13, 2018
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Bumsickle

An exclamation or interjection for something that is mildly unfortunate.
The printer is broken and you didn't really need to print that dirty picture but you wanted to and it sucks that you can't.

Horny Self: "Bumsickle."
by Beardlust December 22, 2008
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fattius bumstickius

an older and generally more revered version of the more unfortunate fatty bumsticks. An old person who though was thin in youth has put on impressive amounts of weight which his tired old skin can't support, usually resulting in man tits too, and the much feared zimmerframe made of titanium to support them, hence the veneration.
whoa there grandad, easy on the pies, you look like a fattius bumstickius
by oldkingcolejr May 21, 2003
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