bumper fucker

(n). See tailgater or bumper rider. Anyone driving so dangerously close to another car's bumper that the driver in the front car cannot see the tailgating car in the rear view mirror. The driver who bumper fucks sometimes often does so and then turns off on a side street. This is called bump and dump. Bumper fuckers who tailgate, then drop back then tailgate and drop back, is a daredevil tactic known as clipping and dipping.

Hey Ron, would you slow down? I can't Janet, I got a bumper fucker in back of me!

by boggler December 28, 2005

Bumpercoat

1) A winter game in which one person wearing a puffy coat forcibly bumps into another person wearing a puffy coat, triumphantly declaring, "Bumpercoat!" It is similar to bumper cars, but with humans and puffy coats.

2) When you're fucking a girl doggy-style, you pull out and skeet all over her ass, coating it with jizz.

I totally bumpercoated Eliot last night!

by Jibily July 22, 2008

bumperstalker

A more stigmatizing descriptor than tailgater.

I would have enjoyed the drive without that bumperstalker.

by Detroit Tigers fan November 28, 2013

Burpee-off

When two or more people do burpees until only one person remains doing burpees.

Did you see the burpee-off with Arin, Sunder, and Dr. Sung?

by Can of dicks June 11, 2016

riding bumpers

Riding bumpers is when you follow someone in a vehicle too closely for a long period of time. Often used as an intimidation tactic or in retaliation for some real or perceived driving impoliteness.

Riding bumpers is allowed when someone cuts you off in traffic!

by Roxannaroxanna May 9, 2019

bizkit bumper

A Bizkit bumper is someone who likes the band 1990s/2000s Nu Metal band, Limp Bizkit.

My friend just bought a Limp Bizkit cd, he must be a Bizkit bumper

by idunnoaha May 24, 2021

Bumwee

An uncontrollable urge to shit in a flowing motion, Starting off as a stomach churning, gut renching feeling that is rapidly followed by a run to the nearest Restroom where severe sweating and panic ensues as the uncontrollable flow of BUMWEE pours out of your ass. After this painful experiance the Sting of the ring of fire is the reminder of what you have just experianced, other than the Pebble dashed pan you leave behind.

"Ah mate, I've just had the worst BUMWEE ever, proper pouring out!!"

by Expat Saudi Bumwees!! October 1, 2009