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bumming

1. When followed with 'around', used to mean procrastinating, or acting lazy and not doing anything.

2. To engage in anal intercourse.

3. To get something by begging, or mooching.
1. Stop bumming around and get off your lazy arse.

2. Those fellows over there enjoy bumming. The taller one bottoms.

3. That wanker's always bumming fags off of me.
by Josie H. September 1, 2008
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monk bumming

to conjour the idea of having anal sex with a monk when being offered the chance of sex with an ugly woman especially when she has a yeast infection.
i'd rather go monk bumming than have sex with you love!
by Fallulah Hoochie May 23, 2008
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bummin

(Verb) To hang around aimlessly in a state of total relaxation.
Susie: How come John's never out?
Max: He's always just bummin around his house, loser.
by JOJOma April 16, 2006
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dry speed bumming

its when you putt sand in your crack to make it dryer than the desert and participate in unlubricated anal sex at high speed for fun.
so is ther a dry speed bumming on the cards tonight?
by dunglebump August 1, 2007
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dry-bumming

when a guy humps a girls butt without him or her having their clothes off. can also be done homo-sexualy.
jeff: "last night i was dry-bumming meleena all night long! it was insane!"
john: "wow but why didn't u guys just take your clothes off?"
jeff: "she didn't wanna have my dick up her ass"
john: "oh. i see.............."
by Germ604 August 19, 2006
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Bumpkin Blumpkin

It is a blumpkin, a blow job given to a male while he is on the toilet, given by a relative. Being that it is a relative that is giving the oral sex which is considered redneck gives the term its beginning because country bumpkin is virtually synonymous with redneck.
Guy 1: Why do you look so happy?
Guy 2: My sister game me a blumpkin last night after she drank a bottle of Aristocrat.
Guy 1: Well at least with a Bumpkin Blumpkin you can't have a three-legged baby.
Guy 2: Well actually we still can but that's because we always fuck on Tuesday.
by Charlie T. November 2, 2009
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bummin' it

to not dress up
by Sarah April 16, 2004
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