bullpen

in dating, this is a lineup of associates who specialize in your tastes. as in baseball the manager needs a starting pitcher, middle reliever and a closer. in dating, some people various have fetishes and tastes. a bullpen satisfies an individual's various sexual needs. a bullpen is also a good way to keep a man from becoming pussywhipped.

tom leykis tells all his sons avoid girlfriends and instead to keep a bullpen. he's a smart guy who knows everything men need to know in order to get laid.

Tom: Sometimes I'm a chubby chaser, sometimes I like asians, and sometimes I like MILFs. My bullpen has these types along with the hotties.

by Chris Norton February 6, 2009

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Bullpen

A bullpen is a rotation of women started by Grant Sisk. The basics of the pullpen consist of the alpha female (#1) in the rotation, two supporting aces (#2 & #3) and two relievers (#4 & #5). The alpha female is the go to at all times, but if she isn't available, the skipper will move down the totem pole.

WARNING: IF YOU START A BULLPEN IT CAN CONSUME YOUR LIFE. ADVISE AGAINST STARTING A BULLPEN WHEN YOU HAVE A LOT ON YOUR PLATE

Hey, who all is in the bullpen now?

by oneguytrain May 16, 2016

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Bullspit

Way to declare something non-sense without swearing.

Donald Trump's claims are bullspit!

by Cobble November 1, 2015

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Bullpapa

Complete and utter bullshit. A word for when bullshit doesn't suffice. Complete Crap, or when you know someone is not telling the truth.

Dorian: Hey did you hear that ashley is banging a 20 year old?
Daniel: Yeah man, but thats complete bullpapa!

Guy 1: I heard that Shaq made a 3-pointer last night!
Guy 2: Oh dont believe that bullpapa!

by D&DAnonymous January 28, 2010

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